DunaManiac Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Why would you want to flyswat the soup? It would get everywhere! Waiter! There's an away team beaming down into the soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Hey! AN UFO! Waiter! Why's my soup been sapped again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 W: It is energy sapping soup. Customer: There are sappers building bridges in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Don't be afraid, these one are just roaches, trying to escape from your soup. Waiter! What does it mean, the "salt" written on the shaker? Salt of what acid, what base? Can't you just read "sodium chloride" if this is what I'm thinking, it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zozaf Kerman Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 W: it’s obviously not sodium chloride, it’s pepper! Customer: waiter, there’s a scud missile in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Avert it! I'm just a waiter! Waiter! Why is the intro from Friends in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Because I'm not a waiter, and this is not a diner. Please, get out of the studio. Waiter! A bag of dehydrated potato powder, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Waiter: Here is a spud and a dehydrator, the rest is up to you. Customer: @kerbiloid got his spoon wish granted and now there is no soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 No theft allowed! (Catching @kerbiloid.) Why's my soup green and smells bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Because it's not cooked yet. Also please put the cabbage back to the trash can. Waiter! Cabbage, porridge, and sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Sir, we don't do requests after you receive your yummy soup. Waiter! Why is there a spork in here?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Quoting Larry 7, "It s'pork". Spoiler Waiter! The garlic sauce, please. And a silver spoon. And a wooden stake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 You need to pay $100, 000 to eat that. Waiter! Where's @Medic? I need a medic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 We don't have that, Try Jeb's Diner, down the street. Customer: There is actual soup in my bowl, what is the world coming to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 While your actual soup keeps acting, would you order something more, sir? Waiter! Do you have a wallet? Then you are Walter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 No, ma'am, I'm a water. Waiter! Do you have any apple juice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Of course, we do. But if you want a juice out of the good apple rather than any apple, you would take a wait first. Waiter! Who took my wait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Wait, what weight? Who was waiting when, which where was wrought within? Customer: Is that literal literacy leaking laconically leeward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 No. Waiter! Why there's an arc reactor in my soup? Tony's waiting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Waiter: That is just an LED so you can see your soup. Customer. Are these real minecraft mushrooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Hey! A creeper! Everybody gets out! Waiter! Why there's a reaction wheel and a RCS tank and RCS thrusters in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 (edited) Because it has fallen from sky. Waiter! Please get these minecraft mushrooms away, and bring me kith stew with multimushroom sauce a-la Ultima VIII. Edited March 23, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Waiter: Ultima Mushrooms, let me just sprinkle some bonemeal on these mushrooms...... oh, um a little bit cramped in here now, how do you feel about all you can eat? Customer: Ahh, my soup now seems to be in a mushroom, I was hoping for the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Look on the bright side, you can get a free house out of this. Spoiler Waiter! There's a sheep farm in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 Yes, it's a champignon soup. The champignons grow on the sheep manure. Waiter! One fish pork, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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