ColdJ Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 (edited) Waiter: Here is a fishing rod Sir. If you cast a line into your soup you are bound to get lucky at some point. Customer: A tourine of soup please. 13 hours ago, Kerb24 said: Look on the bright side, you can get a free house out of this. A long time ago in Minecraft far far away, I had a brown mushroom castle with red mushroom roof and minarets. Oh for those simpler days. Oh nuts, these new pages are like Creepers. I keep expecting to hear the hiss of a fuse behind me. Edited March 24, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 Where's my soup? I want a mole of moles please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted. The Mole ofAll Moles Spoiler Why do the chemists use moles instead of mice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 There is a greater volume of them. (Boom tish, I am here all week. ) Almost forgot this is the soup thread. Customer: Are those green marshmallows floating in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 They are here to remind of the diner thread. Waiter! Marshmallow mushroom mush, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Waiter: One mishmash of marshmallow mushroom mush matched meticulously. Customer: There is a loop in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 It's the hyperloop. In the hypersoup. Waiter! Can you see the bell to call waiters on thr table? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 No. I'm NOT a sniper and I have a TERRIBLE sight. Waiter! Why I'm a waiter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Because you wait. Waiter! The context menu, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Here you are. con.txt. Jeb please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Jeb thanks. Waiter! A glass of water from another pool, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 (edited) Waiter: Sorry, but all we have is a Gene Pool. Customer: Why is this soup so salty? @SkyFall2489 Edited March 26, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 This is a sea restaurant, Dude. Why I can't pull the lever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Because it's not a lever. It's a trap to make you stand on the step plate in front of it. What's this big round stone rolling onto your head from above? P.S. Yes, I was appreciating Tomb Raider very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: P.S. Yes, I was appreciating Tomb Raider very much. Even back then Doc OcK had a problem with spiders. Waiter: Don't mind the mess, now what would you like to order? Customer: Is that a spider in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 No. Why there wasn't one starship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Sorry but we don't do starfish soup. Customer: This is soup right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Let it answer itself. Bartendeer! Are you a reindeer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 No. But that thing is Rudolph The Raindeer! Texas flavored sentry please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 One hot chilli soup. Customer: Is this sleepytime soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 No. This is the toxic radioactive wastes for Godzilla. Waiter! Alamo please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 We are out of it. Please, have the Gordo instead. Waiter! What did you bring the menu? Don't you see all of us? Please, bring the usnu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Here's a lamp to simulate the sunlight. Are you speaking tongues? Waiter! My soup is sunburned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Because you put it in the sunlight in Texas. Waiter! Sunscreen for @Kerbal Productions's soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 We have only sun umbrellas for drinks. Bartender! I didn't order "mojito". I ordered a high ball of Mocho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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