ColdJ Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 No need to be tense, have some relaxing soup. Waiter, some relaxing soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Here is our best relaxoup Tears of Locusta. Waiter! Mushroom whiskey, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 (edited) Order up! One bottle of decade-aged whiskey infused with Amanita phalloides. Waiter, there's signs of a derailed thread in my soup! Edited November 15, 2023 by iamn00b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 It's a dietic soup from the threadder-shredder. Waiter! Why do you suggest only a diet? Do you have a triet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 We try it all the time. Waiter, this hot cheese soup needs some bread on a stick please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 Your Soupa Chups, sir. Waiter! A napkin, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Heres a mouse named napkin. waiter! Why does napkin want a cookie? 225211162023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 That is its pay for allowing people to wipe their hands on it all day. Waiter, a kettle of soup and a cup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Sorry, sir, but it's our Cup for the Kettle Curling Championship. Waiter! Chlorine sodiumide, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Here's a table made of salt, instead of salt for a table. Waiter! Whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper. I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Sorry, but that is a registered trademark. I will make you some soup that uses all the same ingredients. Waiter, is your soup, food for thought? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Yes. Eat a little, and you will spend a lot of time, thinking in restroom. Waiter! Please, can dy or i scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Here is some yogurt. waiter! Napkin is swimming in the yogurt. 130311182023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Where are other swimmers? Only Mr. Napkin stays at the surface? Waiter! A cricketburger, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Certainly, would you like a bat shake and meat ball with that? Waiter, why is there a model of a really really tall building in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Well sir its because we are currently on floor 4487 and this is our bowl of soup with the building replica in it. waiter! Id like to know who put a leak and not a leek in my soup. 121111192023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 I bet it was Red. I saw him vent, too. Waiter! Can you give me Up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 Spoiler Waiter! Can you find the mystery goo? There was supposed to be mystery goo! 224311202023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 Ah yes, where has it gone? That is the mystery. And you have five minutes to solve the mystery or you will not get the food you paid for no refunds bye Waiter, this Gravioli is Negative, not Positive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 Just overturn your plate. Waiter! Why are these fishes swimming in the watermelon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Sorry, it is just while their tank is being cleaned. Waiter, is this wingnut soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Yes. The gnuts win, and this is a soup of their triumph. Waiter! A grilled sausquito, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Heres your jacklinks. Sasquatch says you wouldnt like him. waiter! Where is napkin? 184311252023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 He's taking a nap. Waiter, a Whopper and Big-Mac are having a duel in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Well dir you did have a duel order. waiter! Napkin looks like hes having a nightmare! 211011252023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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