Why KSP is the worst Game Ever

[dbmorpher]

Basically you just say things about KSP in a sarcastic tone/text.

I'll go first.

I HATE having to wait for transfer windows, why can't all planets just orbit Kerbin?

[sal_vager]

KSP is the worst Game Ever because it takes time from playing other games

[technicalfool]

KSP is the worst game ever because there's no final boss!

[WinkAllKerb'']

KSP is the worst game ever because it's an αlpha βeta b.a.

[cantab]

You can just come off the gas and you keep right on going. That's stupid. It's probably a hack Squad put in to get round the fuel problems: you can put a huge tank on your ship and it'll be gone in minutes.

The system's way too empty. It needs some nebulae to hide in and look cool, and a proper asteroid field where you can actually see more than one asteroid at a time. And everything's too far apart. Again Squad just hack round it with that silly timewarp thing instead of actually fixing the problem.

And there's no beam weapons, it's all just missiles. I know, I know, it's in alpha, but I'd have thought it'd be pretty obvious to have. And flying the missiles is ridiculously hard, everything's just way too fast. Squad should have kept the speeds to a few hundred mph or something, something that'd actually give you a chance of seeing your target before it's flown past you.

[Sun]

KSP is the worst game ever because you can't build airliners easily in the SPH.

[SlimeCrusher]

KSP is the worst game ever because you can't build space fighters, not only because you don't have proper weapons, but because when you rotate THEY DON'T TURN LIKE THEY SHOULD!

Also because thrusters don't work on a vaccum, laws of physics don't apply in a vaccum, thus thrusters are useless, that's the reason why Apollo 11 couldn't go to the Moon! SO UNREALISTIC DAH!

[dbmorpher]

KSP is the worst game ever because wings don't work in space. I mean have you even seen Star Wars? That stuff is fact, KSP isn't.

[Pineapple Frenzy]

KSP is the worst game ever because it has no unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts.

[WinkAllKerb'']

ksp is the worst game ever because fyreflare and super are some ones i like to read amongst others

[Tangle]

Ksp is the worst game ever because if you throw Jeb at the ground he dies.

[Nemrav]

Its horrible, when I find the kraken his mesh is glitched out and I can't see him when he kills my ships D:

[MrWalrus123]

Ksp is horrible, because there are no walrusus at the north poll!

[cantab]

KSP is the worst game ever because it doesn't have any power-ups.

[SolarLiner]

I hate KSP because you can't build submarines; but I guess that's fine because there's no life at the bottom of the sea anyway.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

KSP is the worst game, because of the fact that it gets boring extremely quickly. Every update has me being repelled from KSP, due to the community.

EDIT - Sorry, thought that this was supposed to say what you think of KSP. Ignore this post. It's what I think

[John FX]

ksp is the worst game ever because it doesn`t have an animated character giving you tips and hints, like clippy.

[Thomas988]

KSP is the worst game ever because Kerbin is round!

[mordin86]

KSP is the worst game ever because Kerbals are not BLUE!

[m4v]

Is the worst because WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT I CAN'T SWITCH PLANES WHILE IN ATMOSPHERE.

[MrWalrus123]

Ksp is horrible because as soon as you get into space, your not orbiting.

[manni01]

Ksp is terrible because the thrust vectoring of the stock engines doesn't go farther than 3

[EuSouONumero345]

KSP is the worst game ever because there's not end, which makes us wanna play it even more.

[Prof. Endwalker]

KSP is the worst game ever because it has a small fan-base, high-quality updates, hard working developers, and is scientifically accurate! ITS STOOPID.

[Red Iron Crown]

KSP is the worst game ever because there's no competitive multiplayer in which to pwn n00bs.