Jeb's Diner

[Vexillar]

Here's your hot chocolate fudge cake with extra gravity.

I'd like a souped-up flyer, please.

[kerbiloid]

Just a minute. I will catch several flies for your flyer soup.

Please, can I ask for turtillas?

[Ho Lam Kerman]

On 5/24/2018 at 10:30 PM, Fraston said:

Here are your land mammals.

Rats.

Pun intended.

On 5/25/2018 at 3:48 AM, kerbiloid said:

Please, can I ask for turtillas?

Here are your tortoises.

I want a cup of chocolate milkshake, garnished with ore from Gilly, and with Minmus marshmallows.

Edited May 26, 2018 by Ho Lam Kerman

[RealKerbal3x]

Here is your pile of rocks and ice. (What do you expect? They’re from the surface of moons!)

I would like a hydrolox soup please.

[Ho Lam Kerman]

Our chefs accidentally ignited it while cooking it. It is rocket fuel after all.

I want an invitation to Jeb and Val's wedding.

[kerbiloid]

You get it. The ceremony will take place on Tylo, 3 days later. Feel free to join.

I would prefer some edible metaobject, please.

[Ho Lam Kerman]

On 5/27/2018 at 7:21 PM, kerbiloid said:

The ceremony will take place on Tylo, 3 days later.

I use Hyperedit.

On 5/27/2018 at 7:21 PM, kerbiloid said:

I would prefer some edible metaobject, please.

There's your inedible... erm... something. Our chefs themselves don't know what they're cooking.

I want an actual paper map of Kerbin. (I actually do)

[Fraston]

Here’s your map of Jool, engraved into adamantium!

I would like some cactus with gold inside (kudos to anyone who gets that reference)

Err.... Kadamantium

[Ho Lam Kerman]

22 hours ago, Fraston said:

I would like some cactus with gold inside (kudos to anyone who gets that reference)

Danny 2462.

Tell me I nailed it.

[Fraston]

Nope. Nesters lab.

[Ho Lam Kerman]

8 hours ago, Fraston said:

Nope. Nesters lab.

Darn it! 

Well, it's youtube, it's ksp, it's funny, then it's Danny 2462.

[Fraston]

So, my turn.

i would like some lemonade with Minmus ice.

[roboslacker]

Okay, here's a lemon with your powdered minmus drink.

I would like antipasto, grilled salmon, and garlic bread.

[RealKerbal3x]

OK!!!

Here is your antigravity pasta, your grilled Sam and garlic Ted. What a shame, they were our best cooks.

I would like scrambled, fried and boiled eggs in that order please.

[Fraston]

here are your screaming, crying and wailing rocks.

I would like some fairing clams.

[roboslacker]

Here's some fairly priced lambs.

I wanna hamburger, a hot dog, chicken nuggets, french fries, calamari, spaghetti, chicken wings, sushi, ramen, tomato soup, pretzels, Doritos, mountain dew, pepsi, coke, diet coke, coke zero, cherry pepsi, pizza, another hamburger, a sub, a million dollars, cake, pie, doughnuts, fruit cobbler, fudge, steak, ribs, spring rolls, hazelnuts, your soul, a chicken pot pie, a corn dog, salad, a fried egg, chili, tacos, a burrito, taquitos, immortality, cookies, dumplings, hamburgers again, and 2 hardboiled eggs.

[Fraston]

Here is your air.

I want some @Kerbal Fried Chicken

[RealKerbal3x]

Here is your Kernel fired lichen.

I would like today’s special please.

[Fraston]

Here’s your ordinary week.

i would like some 1s and 0s.

[Ho Lam Kerman]

On 5/27/2018 at 7:21 PM, kerbiloid said:

You get it. The ceremony will take place on Tylo, 3 days later. Feel free to join.

I joined.

The terrain at 0˚N, 0˚E is weird.

(Hyperedit rules)

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To serve you your meal, here are your 1s and 0s.

I want CHEESE. And then some more.

Edited June 1, 2018 by Ho Lam Kerman

[Xd the great]

Jeb: May i have a mun landing breakfast set?

Waiter: no problem. A mohole crash dessert.

[Fraston]

Here is some fungus.

I would like some 120,000 g compressed kerbal juice.

Edited June 1, 2018 by Fraston

[SiriusRocketry]

Here's your super light uncompressed watery substance!

Could I have the Solid Rocket Burger, please?

[roboslacker]

Okay, here's a liquid core hot dog.

Check, please.

[kerbiloid]

5 hours ago, SiriusRocketry said:

Could I have the Solid Rocket Burger, please?

No problem. All our burgers are solid like a stone.

5 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

Check, please.

[x] Checked.

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A single regular foodlet, please.

Edited June 4, 2018 by kerbiloid