Jeb's Diner

[kerbiloid]

Here you go.

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Asparagus, please. With struts.

[RealKerbal3x]

Here is your onion, with boosters.

I would like a 1.875m heatshield please.

[Ho Lam Kerman]

We haven't downloaded the Making History pack yet. You'll have to make do with a 2.5m heatshield.

I'd like Gilly cereal. With milk from kows.

[Ok_Bruh]

Here’s your liquid kerbal

i would like a milk shake

[Ok_Bruh]

Here’s your majoras mask

i would like hyperedit 

 

[RealKerbal3x]

Here is your sniper medkit.

I would like a train please.

Spoiler

@Machi Welcome to the forums

Don’t reply to yourself in this thread though, it makes it boring!

 

[Fraston]

here are your training wheels.

[Ok_Bruh]

give bombs

[Fraston]

here is some lamp oil. 

I would like a climactic battle with this as music

[Ho Lam Kerman]

Here's your anticlimactic battle, with that as music.

I'd like the 10m tanks from the SpaceY pack, please.

[FireKerb]

Here is the 10m from the SpaceY Pack. It only holds oxidiser.

I would like a Launch Escape Tower.

[Joseph Kerman]

I only got you the Launch Tower, the rest Escape-d.

[RealKerbal3x]

Here is your delicious bowl of nothing sir.

I would like kerbal soup.

[Fraston]

Here is your eve air.

I would like a cookie.

[roboslacker]

Don't we all, brother. There's a part of each and everyone of us that longs for a cookie, but so few of us listen to it. Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering what it would be like if we all had a cookie. I imagine it would be pretty tasty. So, what did you order again?

Waiter, I'd like to fence these stolen electronics.

[Fraston]

Here is your electric chair.

I would like some VX nerve agent.

Edited June 13, 2018 by Fraston
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[RealKerbal3x]

Here is your nerf agent. Nerf guns aren’t very useful against terrorists though.

I would like a bowl of nuclear fission please.

Edited June 13, 2018 by RealKerbal3x

[Fraston]

1 minute ago, RealKerbal3x said:

Here is your MP3 player, CDs are so old hat.

I would like a bowl of nuclear fission please.

I edited it. FRICKIN' AUTOCORRECT!

[RealKerbal3x]

Just now, Fraston said:

I edited it. FRICKIN' AUTOCORRECT!

OK, editing my post....stand by...

[Ho Lam Kerman]

On 6/13/2018 at 10:43 PM, RealKerbal3x said:

I would like a bowl of nuclear fission please.

We ran out of Blutonium- they were used to make RTGs. You'll have to make do with nuclear fusion. 

I'd like the hill. (The reference is right here on the forums, yet it's so hard to find...)

[kerbiloid]

Here is your potato puree hill.

Does the Jeb's Diner waiter/waitress work in two places at once?
Here and in that unnamed diner where he/she keeps getting called all the time.

[Fraston]

here is your store manager.

I would like the fresh smell of napalm in the morning.

[kerbiloid]

Napalm smells like petrol. Back to your job, those cars won't wash themselves.

Do you have a paleozoic lobster?

[Fraston]

here is your pterigotus. 

I would like some Amphocelias Fragmillius flank meat.

[RealKerbal3x]

Here is your Frank meat.

I would like a plate of [REDACTED] with the [DATA EXPUNGED] sauce please.