Jeb's Diner

[kerbiloid]

As you wish.
Wait. It has  [REDACTED]  your [UNCLEAR] with its [CLASSIFIED] !
Well, that was scary...

 

Brainz!!!

[Fraston]

Here is your live pterodactyl with sponge goo.

I would like some shonisaurus fillet.

[FireKerb]

Here's your shonisaurus fossil.

I would like a teleporter.

[RealKerbal3x]

Here is your telephone.

I would like a large block of CHEESE.

[kerbiloid]

Put together 3 blocks of sugar, 1 wood, and 2 zombie meat.

At the moment I don't know what would I eat, but 30 minutes later I will. It's lunch time.

[MDZhB]

Well, here's some breakfast.

I'd like one unit of food, please.

[kerbiloid]

If a drink unit is "shot", then a food unit is "burst".
So, prepare your helmet.

And now I'm going to eat pancakes. Because it's already supper dinner time.

Edited July 6, 2018 by kerbiloid

[RealKerbal3x]

Here are your waffles.

I would like some titanium grid fins please.

[MDZhB]

Here are your warped aluminum grid fins.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[qzgy]

Here's your infinity! Chop it up as you like. 

I'd like.... Some text? 

[MDZhB]

...

 

 

[RealKerbal3x]

Here’s your please!

I would like .

[kerbiloid]

Sorry, we don't serve Kerbal heads.
But you can fry some Kerbals yourself with a rocket.

Some fresh air, please.

[roboslacker]

[Redacted]

I propose that you give me a sandwich.

[MDZhB]

Proposal denied. Sanctions will be put in place immediately.

I'd like some groovy tunes, please.

[Nivee~]

Here is your dubstep.

I would like some tomato juice, please!

[RealKerbal3x]

I've brought your ketchup, madam.

I'd like an Eve ascent vehicle please waiter.

[MDZhB]

Here is your unintentionally permanent Eve base. You'll be with Eve forever... _forever...

I would like a good update for TF2 with lots of balancing, updates for currently boring weapons, and new weapons and cosmetics for all classes.

[kerbiloid]

It's a diner. Stop playing. Eat.

A polyethylene bag full of GMOburgers, please.

[FireKerb]

It's a computer cafe. Stop eating. Play.

I would like some derelict ships.

[RealKerbal3x]

Tips? You’re supposed to give me tips, not the other way round!

I would like a solid fuel sandwich.

[kerbiloid]

You build a solid fuel rocket using peanut butter like propellant.

I want to sleep.

[Fraston]

here is your carbon monoxide.

I would like some Anthrax, please.

[HansonKerman]

Some Mandrakes? Okay, here are your earmuffs, Mandrake coming up!

(I forgot to put on earmuffs, so I hear the cry of the Mandrake and drop dead)

New customer: Hi, could I have the olive-free-olive loaf-flavored olive please? Here's your tip.

[kerbiloid]

We don't accept tips, knives, arrows, and other tribal goods. Pay with money.

That olive thing, too, but without tomatoes.