Jeb's Diner

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

Don't forget collars for your mutts.

I'll have a double bacon cheeseburger, hold the pickles.

[GRS]

Here's your double Sheep flavoured Sheep.

I would like some drops of Pitch liquid.

[Triop]

I'll have a double bacon cheeseburger, hold the cheese.

[Chel]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Fraston]

*blinks one eye, then the other* okay... would you like some... E X T R A  D I P with that?

[Chel]

You a busta Fraston!

[GRS]

One Planet Buster Incoming.

*Slipped*

*Planet Got Destroyed*

I want a time revert core to restore the Planet.

[Hypercosmic]

5 hours ago, GRS said:

One Planet Buster Incoming.

*Slipped*

*Planet Got Destroyed*

I want a time revert core to restore the Planet.

Sorry. You cannot undo your actions.

But we do offer a new planet. It's called Eve.

Now I want a habitat for people to live in on this new world.

[GRS]

Who cares, we got Terraformers, yet this may take years...

I want some Eve Ascent SSTO Vehicles.

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

Pee-scented reverse snow pineapple.

I'll have the Laythe seafood special, please.

[Fraston]

Be careful with Kraken, @Mars-Bound Hokie, you pinch kraken, it pinches back....

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I would like fish.

[GRS]

Here's your Living Megalodon, it'll eat you...

I want some Glucose molecules.

[Fraston]

Here is some galactose in the form of a quarter-pound of celery.

I would like anything but vegetal.

[GRS]

Here's your Vegetarian Chicken.

I want some Sheep Flavored Sheep.

[Gapone]

Yes, you can sleep.

Give me a cucumber salad with a cup of solid fuel.

[Fraston]

Sorry sir, the solid fuel cooled down and is now stuck to the cup. I apologize for the inconvenience.

I would like some 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001.

[Gapone]

Ok, let me see... 01101010111 110011011101101 010111011111110?

Can i have some oxidizer soup?

[kerbiloid]

You are eating it. This soup is made with nitrate-rich vegetables and meat. So, better don't drink alcohol with it. And heaven forbid, no smoking.

Some spaghetti code, please.

 

Edited February 24, 2019 by kerbiloid

[Fraston]

Here is a Thwomp. 

I would like some raw meat for my fellow void-starians.

[lunardog15]

here is the raw broccoli you wanted

I would like a well made rocket.  

[GRS]

Here's your terribly arranged, fragile rocket, it won't even survive a second in Launchpad.

I want some Saladgahlah.

[Fraston]

Since the waiter taking your order misheard your request, here is a 5-tonne block of compressed kale.

I would like some holidays now. And I mean, like, RIGHT NOW.

[GRS]

Here's your Ultimate Evil (what, that's what your rank says )

I want some Kerbal Madlads.

[Fraston]

You asked for that before. That was our special for the day, so now we cant get you it. Ask back Wednesday, when that dish is available. What would you like instead?

I would enjoy a fly burger like they make them on that one remote Pacific island.

[Triop]

2 hours ago, Fraston said:

I would enjoy a fly burger

I'll just have a beer, thank you.

Edited February 25, 2019 by Triop