Tery215 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy doesn't see your wish anymore and thinks herself must have made a mistake. Your wish is undone.I wish that my heart had deadly shrapnel embedded in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted. The shrapnel comes from an exploding grenade, which ruptures your heart. You die.I wish for the next poster's head to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted. However, the next poster comes back as an undead posting zombie even though it doesn't have a head.I wish that Jool ate chocolate bars and pieces of rocket-steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, but there is not enough of this sustenance to last even a day, and Jool falls into a depression. Later that week, it starves to death while tying a noose.I wish Jool wasn't so sad </3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted. Jool becomes very angry and begins devouring its moons.I wish this Otter Pop will stop freezing my lips because I'm holding it in my mouth so I can type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuni Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted. You no longer have an Otter Pop. WTF is an Otter Pop?I wish that I had a sword, a real, sharp, metal one. And that I don't accidentally hit myself with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, but it's the size of a letter opener.I wish I could juggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuni Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) Granted. There are now no balls (JUGGLING balls, mind you) in the world.I wish that my rockets were better than yours. Edited March 22, 2014 by Zuni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, but when you try to launch them your PC says nope and shuts down.I wish Humble Bundle would bring out a brilliant bundle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, but it gives you a free Justin Beiber album with it.I wish for an unusual hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palioxis1248 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted. You get a KSP Helmet, but its 02 valve is jammed and you suffocate to death.I wish for sparklez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, but you take the word from Captainsparklez and his popularity on YouTube plummets.I wish I understood Russian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, but everone in russia starts talking in french.I wish for a comet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuni Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) Granted, but it's 7,000,000 light years away in another galaxy.I wish for my heart's desire. Edited March 22, 2014 by Zuni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted. You wish was to become nothing? So be it!BEEP BEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmorpher Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 You "Beep" anytime you try to eatI wish I could be able to mod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted. You could have been able to mod if you took 500 more modding lessons than as is normal.I wish my computer monitor's support didn't look creepy anymore. (I can live with not having any computer monitor support) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuni Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted. Your computer's monitor support is no longer creepy, and is instead covered in pictures of Hello Kitty plushies.I wish for banana milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Granted. However, bananas are not mammals, so you get an empty cup.I wish for a full cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, but it's full of Something weird that is in a shade of Eye-Bleeding YellowI wish for Oranges! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, but they are a frightful shade of malevolent mauve. Upon touching one, you are instantly vaporised.I wish for some harmless pet owls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, but your owls are killed by a rogue Killing Curse as you are escaping from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named in a flying motorcycle.I wish I could go to Hogwarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, but you go as a Deatheater.I wish I had a tasty non-coronary-killing cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuni Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Granted. A bully snatches it just as you're about to munch.I wish for a swimming pool full of kittens- ALIVE and HEALTHY kittens, not kitten gore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Granted. You need to pay $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 trillion dollars to access it.I wish my shuttle actually glided well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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