Shna_na Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Granted, you have the power of cosmic radiation. Unfortunately, you are not immune to the effects of its use.I wish I was immune to all kinds of radiation other than those inside the visible spectrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 granted, now you are no longer imune to the radiation of the visible spectrum.I wish I could code better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Granted, you can now only code something to display the word "better".I wish I could code. Preferably, quite well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 granted, sadly though your new coding skills have made you a threat to the government so they have dispatched several blackwater mercs to your house right now...i wish that i can make a good wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Granted. BLACKWATER MUCKELS eat your home.Hi! Bye. MURDER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Wolfy Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 granted? but you are the one that gets murdered?I wish I didn't like creepypasta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 Granted, but creepypasta simply refuses to let go of you. It will hold you in its shadowy grip for ever and always, whether you like it or not.I wish I wasn't such a terrible person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Granted, but you go from being a terrible person to being a terrorist person.I wish people would discuss deadlines with each other before setting them all for the same day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 granted, this results in confusion as people realize that they weren't all thinking the same thing which results in anarchyi wish that my keyboard wasn't broken(missing an M key and the I keeps popping out) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuoDex Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 granted, this results in confusion as people realize that they weren't all thinking the same thing which results in anarchyi wish that my keyboard wasn't broken(missing an M key and the I keeps popping out)Granted. You get a new keyboard, but the cable uses a test copy of non-backwards-compatible USB 4.0I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Granted. You are now a fruit fly.I wish for lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Granted. You are crushed by several cubic kilometers of neutron star matter.I wiush for tes. rae r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Granted. As for this wish being wished, you must actually make wishes in the future and not just sentencesI wish for me to explode in a fireball, killing the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whackjob Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted. As for this wish being wished, you must actually make wishes in the future and not just sentencesI wish for me to explode in a fireball, killing the universe.Granted. You are now on trial in an alternate universe for realiticide and several qintillion deaths. Luckily, that universe has a sentence limit of two years. Unluckily, they measure years by galactic rotation of the outer arms.I wish the RAM I bought and paid for next day shipping last Thursday would finally get here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 3, 2014 Author Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted... but they mixed up your order. Enjoy your new Battering RAM (shame about the computer, though). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork13 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted... but they mixed up your order. Enjoy your new Battering RAM (shame about the computer, though).I wish an asteroid crashes into earthhave fun corrupting a wish that is already corrupted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, However, the humans deflect the asteroid from Earth, and it doesn't hit it.I wish for people to be less stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Wolfy Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, but since stupid people cannot do stupid things and your company can't make money because there are no stupid people to buy stupid things!I wish for more corrupt wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, you wished for an asteroid; however, the asteroid crashes into the Earth as a result of the wish being corrupted. Another corrupt wish is that the Humans deflect the asteroid, and the asteroid impacts anyway.I wish to DO THE MARIO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, but someone does the Luigi instead. You fall into a deep depression at this disappointment.Son, I wish I was not disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whackjob Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, but someone does the Luigi instead. You fall into a deep depression at this disappointment.Son, I wish I was not disappoint.Someone reappoints you. Multiple times. With a shiv. Your physical therapy will take years and you will never walk again.I wish politics were banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted. They give it a fancy new name and continue to destroy the world, piece by piece.I wish I had motivation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted. You are motivated to do nothing.I wish for more time to play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFGfreak Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted, you can now have all the time in the world to play with Barbie.I wish that the next poster gets a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted. I sold your house to get me the cookie because I forgot to bring my wallet with me I wish I could retire >:-[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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