Holo Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted. Knowing that they can not be harmed by any means, they rise up in a violent rebellion and overthrow you as the leader of the space program.I wish for non-invincible Kerbals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted. Knowing that they can die, they hack into the satellite network and kinetically bombard you with various space junks.I wish for BLASPHEMY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.Woops... not blasphemy... sorry dude. Seemed appropriate for Easter.I wish for one dozen Cadbury Creme Eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. However, when you get them you appear in the US, where they are outlawed.I wish that ten thousand miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted, but because it's actually Kinder Eggs (not Creme Eggs) that are banned in 'Murica, the 10000 miles is how far an egg has fallen to land on your face.I wish 'Muricans would learn terminology other than their own (See: chips, biscuit, etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. 'Muricans INVENTED dark runic languages which destroyed those who do not speak unoriginal 'Murican english.I wish that the game, Don't Starve, was extremely popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rokker Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted, but it becomes so popular that millions forget to eat while playing, thereby starving due to playing Don't Starve.I wish I had a trillion dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted.... 66,050,198 monopoly games will be delivered to your address.(N.B.: the Monopoly bank has $15,140 in it)I wish i had a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 It shows you how your entire family will die.I wish for an easter egg hunt on mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. The organizers send the contestants to Mars, and they should arrive by December.I wish for a trip to Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeben01 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately, due to budget restrictions, you'll be travelling in a mercury capsule.I wish I had a ridiculously powerful gaming rig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NQMT Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted, but the cooling system decides not to work.I wish I had a Kerbal as a friend in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. He covers the entire planet in an odd green substance and murders every human except you. Then he mass multiplies and a space center pops out of the ground. Also the universal constants have changed, shrinking the solar -- kerbolar system, at this point. You watch Earth go away as the Kerbals send you into the Green planet.I wish Jool was made of pure Kethane, and merely aerobraking in it would magically fill all kethane tanks onboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. However, it also magically assembles more kethane tanks, dooming you to fall, downward and downward.I wish the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. The fish BURSTS INTO FLAMES IMMEDIATELY.I wish there were no ironic consequences of playing Don't Starve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. Irony now means not bees. Therefore, bees.I wish for the sun to turn into a B class star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. It turns into a bee class star and you suffer the fate you brought the bees to do.I wish the glow cloud was absorbed by the great red spot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. It becomes the Great Glow-Red Spot Cloud and begins to devour the universe.I wish for my KSP to quit breaking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. It starts braking. It is now perfectly stationary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. However, I have deleted your comment. Hehuehue.I wish for jive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, you get hive.BEES.I wish for you to be a Swampert-Brony Crossbreed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. You are now a Swampert-Brony Crossbreed.I wish that I wished for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJPrime Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. Your wish was to wish for something terrible to happen within 24 hoursI wish I could time travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC.STEEL Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted! you then accidentally kill your grandfather triggering a paradox.The whole multiverse grinds to a hault,forever.I wish i could sometimes dream about cheese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. It's a nightmare where all the cheese tastes bad and eats you. Also, you're in a cheese coma. You can't stop dreaming about cheese.I wish I could travel in time at 1/8th the speedcelleration of Earth AND 8 times the speedcelleration of Earth. (Leave position out, nobody wants that.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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