Tery215 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 (edited) Granted. The mudkips are still in huge quantities and live longer than you.I wish mushrooms were magic.THIS IS PAGE 666 Edited May 24, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted. Their magic corrupts you, and you die as a result.I wish to have a battle axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted, your mother-in-law moves in with you permanently.I wish the world wasn't so afraid of nuclear power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted. They use it, but your closest reactor explodes.I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 17, 2014 Author Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted, but they start to corrupt your mind, body, and soul instead.I wish for blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 The blue blinds you.I wish for green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 the green poisons youi wish for transparency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 You lose yourself due to the fact that you cannot see yourself.I wish for Hoenn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted, but you board the wrong ship and end up in Johto.I wish for good health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted. I now am immortal.I wish the impostor Mudkip disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted. You are no longer.I wish for a lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Granted, but because it's 667 it was made by Stan, neighbor of the beast. He's a bad lunch maker.I wish for ogobobo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Granted. You are crushed by a giant ogobobo.I wish for an Apple apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Granted, but there's a new model coming out next year so why bother?I wish that noone gets any wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Granted. Instant paradox which results in the destruction of the earth.I wish paradoxes didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Granted, but this also removes ambiguity for some reason. Everything is now more boring.I wish the education systems of every country in the G8 would come together and figure why they're so awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Granted. They continue being awful, because corrupt politics.I wish that dirt was magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsnotrocketscience93 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Granted: but then someone other than yourself uses the magic to make your life miserable. I wish for jool to blow up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted. The entire Kerbol system explodes.I wish for an army of Captain Jack Sparrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNSA Scientist Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, but they are all ghosts and therefore you cannot see them.I want realistic aerodynamics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted. You're in real life, and all the air around you has DOUBLE realistic aerodynamics. The universe explodes from massive creation of energy via aerodynamics.I wish that methane was magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velusip Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted. You're in real life, and all the air around you has DOUBLE realistic aerodynamics. The universe explodes from massive creation of energy via aerodynamics.I wish that methane was magic.Granted. Gazprom tower in Moscow, the headquarters of the largest Methane distributor in the world, becomes a dark spire of powerful dark wizards -- threatening to enslave the world, starting with Ukraine.I wish icicles tasted like every candy flavour imaginable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted. You go looking for one, and get impaled by the very one that you were looking for.I wish that all the chemistry jokes Argon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science-Recon Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted but then all the xenon tanks argon too.I wish for a number that tastes like chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Yes, dark chocolate. Muahahaha! (I actually love dark chocolate.)I wish for cool explosions in 0.24. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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