Science-Recon Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted. But they destroy all your ships. Albeit in a rather spectacular fahsion.I wish for 0.24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 You get it. But you explode from the contracts.I wish for a mudkip friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted. He kills you with his tackleI wish for Dishonored II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, but it gets released when Half-Life 3 gets released.I wish for a pet kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 granted, he flies your car to the moon as it was Jebi wish that my computer had GladOS installed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted. Your computer doesn't have enough RAM to run GladOS.I wish for a dark spire of powerful dark wizards based on methane production. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, the spire stinks too badly for anyone to approach.I wish for happiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted. After smoking opium that the Wishmaking Communist gave you, you spend the rest of your life paying back to the horrible evil druglord by working on an opium farm for the rest of your life, craving the one moment of happiness the Wishmaking Communist gave you.I wish StarBound combined with StarMade and Minecraft, plus Terraria and The Powder Toy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, StarBoundMadeCraftToyarria eats up those last few productive moments of your life, dooming you to trading foodstamps for Internet access.I wish for a lifetime of non-opiate happiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy takes out all the parts of your brain but the ones that make you say you're happy. There isn't anything left to enjoy or have the happiness.I wish my friend stopped asking for music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. You begin asking him for music instead.I wish for a frozen orange-juice slush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilfr3d Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but because it is so frozen it is not a slush anymore.I wish for ALL THE SCIENCE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. You make so much science that your space program is out of business for nothing to do.I wish for lasers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. You get two CD players.I wish for a good night's sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. You never wake up.I wish for Doctor Who series 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. You get a show completely from the doctor's weird shirt pov. All you can see is darkness & some doctoral tools, plus maybe some muffled sound and sometimes the weird shirt opens.I wish that internets came from the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but you die from falling modems.I wish for Cthulhu and the Kraken to fight eachother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 You get caught up in the conflict and die.I wish for piggies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science-Recon Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Graned. They evolve into pigmen and take over the world. Then they ban mudkips.I wish for this to happen. (Minus the mudkips.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Crap, wrong thread... Edited May 20, 2014 by Floppster Realisation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (Skipping over the thread before this) Granted. That happens.I wish for some of your Grey Poupon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. You get grey pooped on.I wish for a self-refilling bag of Skittles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. The world is flooded with skittles soon, and eventually you drown in skittles.I want a spare brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Which hijacks another body, and kills you.I wish to build a snowman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted - But during construction one of the bulldozers has ran you over I want to live on a perfectly habitable place on the moon :^3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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