Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[LtHeckard]

Granted. The people have become interested in science, but now people are starting to go overboard on it, wearing everyone out.

I wish for Jebediah to stop eating my snacks.

[Yuriski]

Granted, he eats you instead.

I wish that the sea was land, and the land was sea.

[LtHeckard]

Granted, the land is covered in Hydrothermal vents making the reversed landmasses uninhabitable.

I wish there was a black hole observable by the Human eye.

[Wooks]

Granted, you receive a VHS copy of Disney´s "The Black Hole"

I wish for a set of Jeb, Bob and Bill full poseable 6 inches collectable figures.

[LtHeckard]

But anyways..

Granted, you get a 6 inch Jebediah, Bill and Bob Kerman figurine, but they are in bad condition and Jebediah's head fell off revealing a Solid Rocket Booster engine that fired up and launched through your bedroom window.

I wish for a Turkey pot pie

[IcarusBen]

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But anyways..

Granted, you get a 6 inch Jebediah, Bill and Bob Kerman figurine, but they are in bad condition and Jebediah's head fell off revealing a Solid Rocket Booster engine that fired up and launched through your bedroom window.

I wish for a Turkey pot pie

Granted, but it only contains Tofurkey. A fate worse than death.

I wish all my dreams came true.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. Nightmares are dreams, we'll be making those come true first.

I wish SSTOs were easier to make in real life.

[Tery215]

Granted. SSTO's are easy to make IRL, all you need is a bit of unobtanium!

I wish that Seren's planetary queendom accepted me.

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but a rebellion installs a new government and you are again unaccepted.

I wish Craig Ferguson wasn't leaving the Late Late Show.

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

granted, the show is cancelled before the next episode

i wish the world would turn into a banana spontaniously

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but it's a mushy warranty banana.

I wish I had everything I ever wanted.

[Overfloater]

Granted: this includes a full grown blood-thirsty crocodile that you once wanted but forgot about :^3

I want this car:

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but the engine rotates up, causing the car to flip, killing you.

I wish I was Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You suffocate because there's no air inside the airtight helmet.

I wish for the return of the MLP megathread. I signed up after it got removed.

[Tex]

Granted, but it gets shut down again.

I wish for fish.

[Tery215]

Granted. You get a megashark, which gets angry and fires bullets at you.

I wish for two oceans.

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but BP spills oil into them, killing everything in them.

I wish for the person below me didn't have his wish horribly corrupted.

[Tery215]

Granted. You are banned for causing the violation of the rules (that i just made up) of Make-a-wish-and-have-it-horribly-corrupted%21.

I wish that Mitch fished for witches inside a dish.

Edited May 26, 2014 by Tery215

[Guest]

Granted. It isn't granted.

I wish to be a with the Men in Black

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It's already happened and they've wiped your memory with that flash gizmo.

I wish we could all just get along.

[Guest]

Nope.

I wish I had a glass of milk. (Milk is my favorite drink)

[InterCity]

Granted. It's body milk.

I wish I studied computers instead of medicine.

[Guest]

Granted! It doesn't get corrupted.

I wish I had nanobotz.

[Overfloater]

Granted: these nanobots require human flesh as fuel, and are set to automatically acquire it from the nearest source.

I wish for a bath.

[Guest]

Granted! But it contains the flesh-eating nanobots you gave me.

I wish for one of Overfloater's Astroliner SSTO