Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rainbowtrout]

Ehh. Too much effort.

I wish for a pig.

[Overfloater]

Granted: you receive a person who behaves in an unpleasant way.

I want this plane in real life:

Edited May 27, 2014 by Overfloater
Forgot the word "who"

[Palladium Corp]

Granted, you get a 1/1000th scale replica of that plane.

I wish for an infinite piece of string.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It crushes you under its infinite weight of twineness.

I wish the forum downtime was already over.

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

granted. it ends, then there is another massacre... greater than the April Event ...

i wish i could eat infinite muffins!

[cziken20]

Granted. but youre extremely fat and die from it.

I wish i had tonnes of mango juice.

[Guest]

Granted! But there is so much juice that It floods the planet forcing humans to make undermangojuice cities.

I wish that every supervolcano on the planet erupted! (For science.)

[Shna_na]

Granted. The remaining countries are flooded with survivors, but the world is subject to mass extinction due to an extreme winter caused by the ash.

I wish computer parts were cheaper (within reason, of course).

[Guest]

Granted! But the computer making companies run out of money to make computer parts. Causing riots.

I wish to be British!

[Shna_na]

Granted, UKIP come into power and we're all screwed, particularly you because you came from another country.

I wish you could vote against a party as an option if you don't want to vote for a specific party but want to make sure that another doesn't get in.

[Guest]

Hell no.

I wish we we're at Mars already.

[CakeNinjaProductions]

Granted, to entire human race is instantly teleported to Mars and 99.9% die within the first 240 seconds from suffocation.

I wish I was a giant sentient eagle.

[Guest]

Granted! But you are the size of Texas... and you crash into a few... Space stations.... Supervolcanoes..... and then you land and destroy the human race.

I wish to be on the ISS!

[CakeNinjaProductions]

Granted.

I wish I was GLaDOS

Edited May 29, 2014 by CakeNinjaProductions

[Guest]

Granted.

http://i.imgur.com/pOUsorA.jpg

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Granted. But Chell deactivates you.

I wish I didn't miss Gravity while in theaters...

[CakeNinjaProductions]

Granted. But you have to watch it 24/7 for the entire duration until you die of thirst.

I wish someone else besides us 2 would play this game.

[Guest]

Granted! ..... Wait........ Wait...... This is gonna be a while......

I wish Kerbal Space Suits (KSS) looked more.... logical.

[Shna_na]

Granted. The suits are now made from recycled kerbrain.

I wish I had a flareon.

[Guest]

Granted... It is me.

I wish the Space shuttle program didn't stop

[CakeNinjaProductions]

Granted.

(Yes, again)

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

[Guest]

Granted.

http://i.imgur.com/pOUsorA.jpg

(Yes, again)

.

Lol

Granted... I don't know who the hell he is so you are still you.

I wish China made the CSS (Chinese Space Station) already.

[CakeNinjaProductions]

Granted, but China accidentally drops it on the carpet and it breaks into a million tiny plastic pieces.

Oh, and also:

I wish for another wish.

[Guest]

Oh, and also:

At least you didn't use that "Gravity" Poster

Nope. You get no wish

[Starwhip]

404: No Wish Found. [uNIVERSE IMPLODES]

I wish you hadn't just broken the Matrix.

[Tery215]

Granted. The Matrix spawns infinite amounts of souls, which then propagate into the 'real' world via virtual reality videogames. The massive amounts of energy created are exploited by the lord of the meta-universe, who rewards everyone with gold coins.

I wish I was the lord of the universe.