Vaporo Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. However since I have not seen that movie yet, I must select a random corruption from the hat:You are eaten by a raging bat golem with telekinetic powers and a love for writing code in Python.I wish for an infinitely fast (completely subserviently) computer with infinite memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. The computer runs away from you at 2000c.I wish that his wish was corrupted in another galaxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. His wish is corrupted in another galaxy which is currently being destroyed by thousands of supermassive black holes, which simply turn his wish into unrecognizable stuff.I wish I had a plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 You got it.I wish I could breathe through my nose instead of being sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. You lose the ability to speak... And to swallow. I wish that events would be incapable of repeating themselves, including the "event" of cellular reproduction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Everything proceeds as normal, because no two events (be they cellular reproductions, starbirth, star death, John Smith waking up one morning and discovering a note on his dining room table, Vanamonde posting to the KSP forums, the nucleation of a new universe, the decay of a normally-stable baryon, Elara Avior brushing her hair as she floats through a pressure hatch on her home space station, a cat catching, killing and eating a mouse, or someone's phone vibrating to alert its user that the machinery back at the lab finally found something noteworthy) can ever happen exactly the same way twice, and are therefore not counted as exact repetitions.I wish for cooler weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted, you move to Antarctica.I wish for a corrupt wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 corrupt wish inception ends the universeI wish that general raitys last wish was something else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. But there's no one named 'general raity'I wish for a corrupt wish that has corrupt Generosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 more corrupt wish ception ends ANOTHER universeI wish that General Rarity would stop ending the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted, but your thoughts displease spock. Spock comes to phaser you.I wish that spock would come to [shoot] phaser [beams at] Hired Gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Hired Gun becomes Dissociated Plasma Cloud!Spock then comes into contact with reality and, due to the difference in vacuum energy states between fiction and reality, flashes out of existence from nucleon decay.I wish the staff at my dorm would stop handing out violation slips for every tiniest thing we do that's not even technically against the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. They stop handing them out for gross violations too, and your dorm descends into chaos, becoming a tenement for students with cockfights in the basement.I wish Arthur C Clarke wrote more books before he died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Me too. Can't really think how to corrupt that one in a way that would be funny. I wish my phone could get signal anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy installs a giant magnet that interrupts a random given communications line and points it towards your phone. It just so happens that Spock gets beamed down into your phone today..I wish that logic was more Spockical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 granted. everyone who says logic turns into spock.I wish people would stop putting spock into there wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. All instances of "Spock" in wishes are replaced with "Justin Bieber".I wish Justin Bieber wasn't associated with Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 granted. he is now asoctiated with ksp.I wish Microsoft would buy Justin beiber instead of minecraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. Justin Bieber is now mandatory on all Windows computers, and all the system sounds are replaced with non-replaceable samples from Bieber songs. I wish Microsoft would buy Apple, or Apple would buy Microsoft, just to watch the fanboys implode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 granted. fanboy implosion destroys the universe.I wish that the ksp forums stop destroying the universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted: They destroy the multiverse!!! 8-]I wish for a box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. You're stuck inside it, and are being deported to a magical fairy realm.I wish to be a slave inside of the magical fairy realm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted, but then ponies invade and now your a slave of ponies. Good Job.I wish for a wish that would be corrupted by the user below me but he/she is corrupt, so that the corrupt ness cancels out and the wish isn't corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. You are punished for your ninja powers.I wish to be independently wealthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Granted. You are now a slave inside of the magical fairy realm, and they make you clean all their toilets and take out the compost and wash all their dishes and generally not do anything exciting or fun.I wish all the change on my desk was worth a million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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