Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Tery215]

Granted. You accidentally fire a magic friction ray into the moon (during a sporting event), which spontaneously disassembles. Chaos ensues.

I wish that the moon would spontaneously disassemble.

[General Rarity]

Granted, but the good ol USA fixes it back up.

I wish for uncorrupt corruptness.

[megatiger78]

you break the universe

I wish for a bionicles army of bionicles that will not rebel

[Xorth Tanovar]

Granted, but being made of plastic, all your Bionicles get chewed up by the next-door neighbor's dog.

I wish for a real-life Kerbal to visit NASA.

[Tery215]

Granted. He donates an infinitely large booster train, but one of the boosters was attacked by Jeb and the earth gets destroyed.

I wish that infinity was covered in fog.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Granted, but it's a fog of war. The forces of Chaos lurk within.

I wish for lunch (what can I say, I'm hungry)

[megatiger78]

granted. it contains poison.

I wish for a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish!

[Tery215]

Granted. You are a cannibal fish, and suffer severe [symptom of cannibalism].

I wish for a carnivorous train that gets road rage and destroys hype trains.

[GreeningGalaxy]

Traceback (most recent call last):

File "<megatiger78>", line 7982, in <wish>

I wish for a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish!

SyntaxError: Incoherent wish.

I wish for more apple juice.

[megatiger78]

granted. you drown I the apple juice.

I wish for my last wish to be granted less stupidly

[GreeningGalaxy]

Fine. You get a fish. The fish makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish that makes a wish to get a fish, but no one is listening to the fish or wants to grant its wishes, so nothing further happens.

Enjoy your fish.

I wish I had more time to play KSP.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. You are imprisoned in a cell with a non-networked PC with only KSP installed.

I wish KSP loaded faster.

[GreeningGalaxy]

Granted. You now have no mods installed other than Active Texture Management.

I wish I could run at 100 meters per second.

[Tery215]

Granted. You immediately become older, thanks to nothing in particular (oh noes, it's relativity).

I wish that I will make 200 more wishes simultaneously at the same time this one is granted.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. Your shoes melt and take your soles with them. How will you get to heaven without a sole? Ninja'd

Granted. They are matched with 200 horrible corruptions.

I wish for perfectly prepared pizza.

[Tery215]

Granted, but it's rotten due to age and not being refrigerated on delivery. Thanks again, relativity (or nothing in particular)!

I wish for the whack-a-kerbal gun.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Granted, but it only shoots that which pulls the trigger.

I wish for a faster car.

[megatiger78]

granted. but there are no brakes.

I wish for a nuke to shoot at a spaceship

[GreeningGalaxy]

You get a million nukes to shoot at your own spaceship!

I wish we could build nuclear salt-water powered ships.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Granted, but the environmentalists and PETA get laws passed so you cannot drain the oceans for fuel as you planned.

I wish for a 1-pound (Troy Ounces) gold bar

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It's delivered from 30,000m altitude and crushes you.

I wish for a successful manned Mars mission in my lifetime.

[Floppster]

Granted. Due to a weird parasite, you end up in a coma but somehow live for 500 years.

I give my wish to the homeless.

[19chickens]

They wish to kill you.

I wish for MechJeb not screwing up my spaceship docking and flying me past the target.

[SuperWeegee4000]

The homeless man who gets your wish is senile and becomes supreme ruler of the universe.

I wish for macaroni and cheese.

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[General Rarity]

Granted, but the cheese isn't made from normal milk from a 4 legged animal... some might say it's from a two legged animal that has a population of 7 billion...

I wish I didn't say that.