Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Polecat Industries]

Granted, but then you wouldn\'t be able to pay for food. Or clothes.

I wish that no-one notices my little subject change.

Granted, but then they don\'t notice you either

I wish that I was famous

[NIN3]

Granted, but then they don\'t notice you either

I wish that I was famous

Granted, but your famous for all the wrong resons, and hung for it.

I wish that I was made out of rubber. (dont ask me why)

[Radion]

Granted, but later when you are skiing, your friend playfully pushes you, landing you on the cold, hard ice where you shatter, and subsequently die.

[vexx32]

Granted. You divide your brain by zero and become a void.

I wish people would remember to make a wish.

[Polecat Industries]

Granted. You divide your brain by zero and become a void.

I wish people would remember to make a wish.

Granted, but they wish for your death

I wish that I was a DRAGON

[Radion]

Granted, but you must visit a city everyday in order to live, and it just so happens that the city is populated entirely by knights.

I wish ice cream could never melt.

[H2oskiKerbal]

Granted Molten Stone flavored ice cream

to have a MLP plushie

[Australian Sloth]

Granted but it explodes in your hand

I wish for cookies

[Alfastar]

You got 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 HTTP cookies, what cause a internet blackout over the world.

I wish that I get a free space trip.

[flying_chair]

Granted, but everyone else teams up against you and you die a very slow and tortuous death.

I wish the next person would turn into a fish.

[vexx32]

You got 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 HTTP cookies, what cause a internet blackout over the world.

I wish that I get a free space trip.

Granted. You are thrown out of the ISS without a space suit. Enjoy.

I wish the next person would be boiled alive.

[NIN3]

Granted, but Im made of rubber so it dosent affect me.

I wish the next person was hit by a train whilst typing.

[Kreuzung]

I like trains ;D... you too!

I whish my whish to not be corrupted

[TNTGODZZ]

granted, but health and safety stop me at the last second.

i wish for series 3 of mlp right now

[ping111]

Granted, but it sucks.

Worse than G3.5.

I wish for a completed, non-buggy copy of KSP.

[RC1062]

They just stop developing at this point and simply patch everything.

I wish I did more revision.

[Australian Sloth]

Granted, but you fail anyway.

I wish for world peace

[vexx32]

Granted, but here is a list of the problems you must solve in order to achieve it :

http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum/index.php?topic=10604.0

I wish this was more interesting.

[Nooblet68]

Granted, but then this person would be interested;

I\'m sure you don\'t want to mingle with her...

I wish that the Great Fairies from TLoZ games weren\'t so... Creepy.

[Altair1371]

Granted, now there are no Great Fairies in Hyrule, but you still need their blessings to continue.

I wish you would stop talking about the Great Fairies.

[Nooblet68]

Granted, but I won\'t.

I wish for the Great Fairy to attack Altair.

[Altair1371]

Granted, but it\'s only attack is to bless me with a bigger wallet (already filled to the brim with rupees).

I wish I could FALCON PUNCH Nooblet.

[Nooblet68]

Granted, but Falcon accidentally hits a Smash ball and this happens;

I wish that F-Zero got confirmed for the Wii U.

[vexx32]

Granted, but it is an 8-bit game. Enjoy pixelated uselessness!

I wish Nooblet would stop eating Kerbin.

[Radion]

Granted, but he eats Earth instead.

I wish gold would magically appear every day in my backyard for me to sell.