Guest Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) Granted. There Much More cheaper,but once you get on your flight to orlando,it Crash lands into jurrassic park,and all the crew and passengers get eaten by a T-Rex.I wish I could Land on Mars with Dragon V2 rocket.. Edited October 4, 2014 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted. It undergoes hasty unintentional lithobraking on landing that results in rapid unplanned disassembly of the lander and a loss of crew.I wish I could into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 granted, now you suffocate and dieI wish I were space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Granted, but only for a split-second.I wish for more wishes that are corrupt, because I feast on corruptness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 granted. all creatures are turned into wishes to be corrupted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Tao Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Granted. Just like your wish itself, the effects are unobservable. I wish for a deeper understanding of the neurological bases of cognition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Granted. You now have a degree in neurology, but the knowledge can only be applied to the removal of people's brains.I wish for green to eat blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Green is now blue.I wish for the ability to change the weather to my personal preferences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 granted, you are hunted down by the government and become the target of conspiracy theories and then given a job for TVi wish i was capable of creating the greatest quotes of all time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 granted. you find out that they were already made.I wish for flying cars to be cheap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 You wish for something.I wish I could accurately predict how stocks will lose or gain value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Granted. By using this, you make so much money that nobody else has any money.I wish it wasn't so hot that I can't even think properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Granted,Now It Isnt So hot and all around you and you too,get freezing cold and run inside to warm up I wish the hypetrain arrived at my station at KSC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRITAWAKETS Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Granted but the hypetrain crashes leaving you with a broken KSC that you must pay 1 billion funds to repair.I wish i could land on the mun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Granted, but your ascent engine is destroyed when you land.I wish for more time in the evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Granted, but there's no morning, and therefore, no bacon to eat with sausage.I wish for Bacon, even if it kills me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Granted, but it kills you before you get to eat it =OI wish to understand all the references! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 The amount of references overloads your brain.I wish for future Ebola immunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Granted. You have no current ebola immunity though, and become patient zero in England.I wish anti-vaccination people would keep their ignorant views to themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Granted, but without any relation, the world is now ruled by creationist-dictators. Also those who think the Earth is round are executed :-pI wish for 4 tuna cans. Srsly I just ate all my tuna and now I have nothing to put my computer on, so it will receive cooling from beneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Granted,But the tuna come alive and eat your soul. I wish to be the HypePlane/Train pilot.P.S Squad posted a post on their FB page that the hype train is really indeed happening,there gonna release 0.25 SOONER THAN EVER BEFORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Granted. The hype train and hype plane explodes.I wish to be the HypeSubmarine pilot (because why not?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Granted, but you have a K-19 incident and you drown.I wish my shuttle wasn't so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Granted It sucks, it's ugly and you absolutely hate it. But everyone else loves it and it's been featured on the Daily Kerbal. And now, for everyone the name "General Rarity" is associated with this hideous shuttle xDI wish to update my game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted. They updated it to a very sloppy game.I wish for a sloppy game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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