Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Guest alemagno12]

Granted, but there are not any better wishes left, so it's useless.

I wish to nuke Equestria.

Edited October 11, 2014 by alemagno12

[Rofl47]

Granted, but it destroys only the non-bronys.

I wish for this chain to end.

[General Rarity]

granted.

I wish Alemango didnt cause Fallout: Equestria.

[Guest alemagno12]

Granted, but like i don't want to grant your wish, i don't grant your wish.

(i mean, do you think i will undo my own catastrophe?)

I wish i was god.

[mythbusters844]

Granted. You become a god, when God comes and abolishes you.

I wish a certain user was banned.

[Guest alemagno12]

Granted, but you are the user that will be banned.

I wish i could kill Chuck Norris

[Tery215]

Granted. A hovering Chuck Norris comes from the sky, smashes your "Kill Chuck Norris" button that the wishmaking fairy gave you, and roundhouse kicks you.

I wish for a camera that could be commanded to take a picture of anywhere.

[Guest alemagno12]

Granted, but in the process the camera gains his own inteligence, and goes mad at you and kills you :D :D

I wish i could ban everyone.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. You are now the sole participant in the forum. A sad little king of a sad little hill.

I wish intelligence was better rewarded by society.

[General Rarity]

Granted. Unintelligent people are executed or sent to labor camps, while smarticles live in a heaven.

i wsih i spelt wsih right.

[LABHOUSE]

Granted but you just changed the past *space time warps around you and you vanish

I wish for my wish to be granted :3

[Guest alemagno12]

Granted, but you have not specified a wish, so you receive nothing

I wish I could be admin of the forums.

[victory143]

Granted, but you can only moderate the international forums.

I wish for Civ Beyond Earth.

[Tery215]

Granted. There is now civilization in an alternate dimension, confined only by the fact that the dimension is 50 cubic metres.

I wish I knew things.

in the process the camera gains his own inteligence, and goes mad at you and kills you

how is that even possible?

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. You know how a camera can gain intelligence, go mad, and kill you.

I wish for a 6dof controller for my pc.

[GreeningGalaxy]

Granted. It only connects via 612-pin parallel port.

I wish for a retroactive-imaging camera that can view its current visual field at a time displaced by a variable amount into the past.

[Tery215]

Granted. After a friend asks you how it works, the universe explodes. Too bad your camera didn't see that coming!

I wish that things had explanations for their functions.

[Guest alemagno12]

Granted, but explanations are TOO complicated you head explodes :D

I wish my infraction expired.

[Guest]

Granted. But the police comes after you and puts you in a cell of ponys. and rainbows.

I wish that I was living once the SLS launchs for a manned launch.

[mythbusters844]

Granted. You're under one of the RS-25s right as the SLS is about to launch.

I wish that a teddy bear picture framed a clipboard.

[Rofl47]

Granted, but that user is you.

I wish for bossters

Not boosters, Bossters.

[TonyC]

Granted, but turns out the..WHAT ? attacks you violently.

I wish for an uncancelled Stargate game.

Edited October 16, 2014 by MegaUZI
forgot the 'granted'

[cmj2003]

granted but it corrupts your computer and deletes history

i wish i could animate

[Floppster]

Granted, you accidentally reanimate the dead and bring the apocalypse upon us.

I wish for infinite bandwidth for free.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. However, you are behind a firewall and the only site you can reach is zombo.com.

I wish for longer fingers.