Nooblet68 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, just because I wanted to eat myself.I wish I ate myself twice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StelarCF Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, but by eating yourself you create a black hole of impossibility. The second time you eat yourself the universe collapsesI wish more people would play my forum game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, but then everyone hates you in the same way everyone hates the makers of CoD.I wish that CoD would become innovative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuzung Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Granted, you\'re now running around as a civilian in war, brand new play experience ;DI wish you whould really play that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfastar Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Nooblet68 buy the game and see this on the title screen: CoD Civ warfare is now 0% realistic and with 120% more horribly campers.I wish that the Russian Buran program become active again and it not become horribly corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StelarCF Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Nooblet68 buy the game and see this on the title screen: CoD Civ warfare is now 0% realistic and with 120% more horribly campers.I wish that the Russian Buran program become active again and it not become horribly corrupted.Granted, but instead of horribly corrupted it becomes horrendously corrupted.I wish there was an automatic wish generator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuzung Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Generated wish: Do not wish generators! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted. You are being held at gunpoint by the Mafia.I wish I was the one holding the gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuzung Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Yeah, I\'m laughing all the time \'cause it\'s broken ;PI wish the Mun to always rotate at your horizontal speed so it was more Kerbal-friendly to land... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but you end up with a horizontal speed of 30000m/s, causing the terrain engine to bug out and crash your game from trying to render too much too fast.I wish I wasn\'t tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNTGODZZ Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 granted, but you never sleep again.i wish i didnt have a brony top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping111 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, I took it.I wish the Holocaust never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but it was replaced by a nuclear winter.I wish I had a voodoo doll in the shape of Mince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 20, 2012 Author Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but it\'s somehow bound to you, not Mince. You stab it and kill yourself.I wish I had a collection of voodoo dolls for everyone on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but they turn self-aware and murder you in your sleep by piling on you.I wish I had some cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkthespy Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but they turn self-aware and murder you in your sleep by piling on you.I wish I had some cookies.Granted, but the cookies are stale and old.I want a MLP pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 20, 2012 Author Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but it murders you.I wish I had a \'g\'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GroundHOG-2010 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but it murders you.I wish I had a \'g\'.Granted, but the \'g\' turns out to be electric (therefore electcutes you).I wish I owned Mass Effect 1 and 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 20, 2012 Author Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but you lose both games so often and become so miserable that you decide to go cry in a corner for the rest of your pathetic life.I wish I had control of all the world\'s nukes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GroundHOG-2010 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but you lose both games so often and become so miserable that you decide to go cry in a corner for the rest of your pathetic life.I wish I had control of all the world\'s nukes.Granted, but you can only aim them on your position.There is nothing I want to wish for, so I guess I will wish for nothing (throwing an easy ball). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryn Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 I will wish for nothing Granted, The entire universe disappears with the exception of a single mooseI wish to rule the world (Mwahahahaha) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 Granted, but you are beheaded for treason after you attempt to kill everyone on the planet.I wish I was the one who beheaded Ryn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Granted, but you usurp the throne, only to be beheaded yourself.I wish I was a Martian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 Granted, but you die due to lack of whatever gas you normally breathe.I wish I was a god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GroundHOG-2010 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Granted, but you start to lose yourself, eventually becoming so deeply influenced by everyone else that you have no time for yourself. This leads you to suicide, which fails, as your are god (so now your stuck, forever to be suicide (that throws up something for me to look into, can there be a god of suicide, and if there can be, is there one)).I wish to be in no atmosphere, so I die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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