Guest Flixxbeatz Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but the picture will disintegrate once you\'ve get it.I wish for the real meaning of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, it is 42.I wish I knew the ultimate question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flixxbeatz Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, it was 'will it blend?'I wish for a bucket of antimatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but the bucket of antimatter is filled with matter.I wish for a bucket full of quasars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willbl3pic Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but it was lost in delivery. An \'accident\' that took quite some time to arrange.I wish to ask the first question, the oldest question in the universe that must never be answered, hidden in plain sight to a certain doctor on the fields of trenzalore at the fall of the eleventh soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flixxbeatz Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but the question you\'re looking is incomprehensible.I wish for a basketball-sized fragment of a neutron star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but it cooks you alive.I wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imandreas Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but you just used it up.I wish to know where Waldo is hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuzung Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Granted, you just don\'t know who Waldo is anymoreI wish for a stable VTOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flixxbeatz Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Granted, but it\'s made by the Kerbals.I wish for a star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Granted, but it\'s where we\'ll shoot the RP files into to destroy them - and we all know how much you hated RP.I wish to see Flixx\'s reaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping111 Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Granted, but his expression is stuck on your face permanently.I wish for the RP forums to come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Granted, but I launch my Biological WMDs at you and build another 100MT H-Bomb and use it on Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richy teh space man Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I wish for this thread to come alive again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charzy Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but it soon pisses you off so much that you are driven to murder it.I wish for this wish to not have any corruption attached to it whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millst0ne MK II Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, But it farts peanut butter.I wish for a pony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but you have to feed it off your skin.I wish not to see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, you don\'t see it live. However, you are strapped down and forced to watch a recording.I wish for more wishes, despite it violating genie rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charzy Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 You are granted an infinite number of extra wishes, however you can no longer wish for anything except the freeing of genies.I wish for a cool new pair of shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imandreas Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but a massive flying cow hits it with a solid rocket booster.I wish for a tamed massive flying cow that craps out Jebidiah Kermans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charzy Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but the Jebs all crap cows and eventually the whole universe is made up of infinitely, exponentially replicating shitcows and shitjebs.I wish for the power to do anything at all, including uncorrupting this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imandreas Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but then you get a 404 error, as you try to divide by zero and find that it is really an instantkill.I wish for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charzy Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted. Everything you have every loved has turned into nothing.I wish for everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richy teh space man Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, you get everything starting with deadly diseasesI wish for moar boosters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charzy Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted. They are all empty.I wish for wealth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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