InterCity Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. Stupidity becomes widely accepted, leading to collapse of society.I wish that constant, outrageous and annoying stupidity was banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted, but the decision making about what's stupid and what's not has been put in the hands of the most outrageously annoying and dumb person.I wish I could stop water with the power of my thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. But you can't get it flowing again...I wish that there weren't so many Apple fanboys harrasing me for choosing BlackBerry over iPhone and Ubuntu over OS X. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. But you can't get it flowing again...I wish that there weren't so many Apple fanboys harrasing me for choosing BlackBerry over iPhone and Ubuntu over OS X.Granted, but you have to get an iPhone and install OS X as they are now the only option for everyone I with I had a working portal gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. GlaDOS now controls your life and is using you to do science.I wish electric razors worked well for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted, they work too well, and shave off all your hair.I wish yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. No future for you.I wish for MOAR BOOSTERZ!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted: moar separatrons!!! I wish i was a glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) granted. you are now a glove compartment. I wish for the world to have a giant galaxy booster to boost us out of danger. Edited February 18, 2015 by Guest Oops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. It cannot be shutdown in flight and the galaxy keeps speeding out to the edge of space....I wish that me and my fiancee are the last two living people in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarLiner Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. It cannot be shutdown in flight and the galaxy keeps speeding out to the edge of space....I wish that me and my fiancee are the last two living people in the world.Granted, however she becomes the ugliest person you'll ever see.I wish that I had a fiancee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. She turns into BrideZilla as the wedding planning progresses. (Or GroomZilla, if that's appropriate)I wish people didn't make such a big deal out of weddings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. Your wife absolutely ignores the fact that she's married and goes out with another during your wedding night.I wish we stopped talking about relationships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4pt0r Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) Granted, all relationships are now kept very secret, and never spoken of.I wish that I had a nice hot bowl of apple cinnimon oatmeal. Edited February 18, 2015 by r4pt0r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. You can't eat it.I wish that Lufthansa flights were cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) Granted, "cinnimon" happens to be a very poisonous substance found on the planet Zog. Wait... you didn't mean cinnamon, did you? whooooops........... O.O JebKerboom u sneaky ninja!Granted, they are cheaper if you pre-ordered a year ago, and you're a 1st class super-mega-premium customer.I wish for a one Antarctican dollar. Edited February 18, 2015 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. It's made of ice, and melts in your pocket.I wish for this school day to get over with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted, however it is over due to time ending.I wish my fingernails grew faster and strong (like 3x as fast as now), but I could stop the speed growth with a button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 granted. you are overcome by an urge to gnaw on you bigger fingernailsi wish i didn't have this problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. You no longer exist.I wish for this wish to have absolutely no impact on anything whatsoever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. Instead of having an impact, bumps spontaneously appear everywhere.I wish for a flawless spoonorc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted, you get an orc that is part spoon...I wish I was already doing my pilot's training Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted, but then you can't be on the KSP forum (right now)I wish I couldn't swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chezburgar7300 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted, but you notice a lot more water around you after this wish. Time to die?I wish I shrunk 4 centimetres so I could be an astronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted, but you die during training before your first mission.I wish I had a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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