Sampa Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted, but now you can't get paid at all as no one is cooking so there are no dishes to wash!I wish to have a wish that I knew what to wish for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted, your internet crashes before you can post your wish.I wish I could stay in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted, but you are forced to remain there for the rest of your life.I wish that I can see the original Cosmos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSOliver Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted but thats all you can see so you walk off a cliff.I wish I had a perfect cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. I lied about the perfection, it was made with baking fire instead of baking soda.I wish for the scroll button to be fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSOliver Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. I fix the scroll button in a parallel universe.I wish I could get Mechjeb mod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted, but the mechjeb units gain sentience and wipe out all your kerbals.I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted, you can now fly... at one kilometre per hour.I wish I could enforce grammar naz ism upon the world!​Gap so the word isn't censored like n a z i. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 In an ironic twist of fate, because your wish was not grammatically correct, the whole world enforces its new grammar regime on you.I wish for a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 And you get what looks like a spoon. It acts like one, but it's a SPORK!I wish for a piano that doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted. It's an iPad with Garage Band that won't boot up anymore.I wish for a new cell phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted. The phone can only call cells, which don't make very good friends.I wish for a cell friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted. I interpret your wish as a friend you have inside a jail cell. You thus spend the rest of your life with this cell friend.I wish people would stop calling craft that are based off of real craft "replicas" of real craft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted. They build actual replicas of the real rockets instead.I wish I could meet the original A-Team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted. They're all asses.I wish for a new extension for Mariyate. [but seriously, she's been trying to fix herself all day] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 granted, it's a virus.I wish for pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 3.141592654.....I wish for the ability to build and fly a proper SSTO in KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted it has a dent in its hull that will ruptureI WISH FOR A HOT WOMAN IN MY BED ------- not my wish my friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, you get a novakid woman. Your bed combusts.I wish to forget english for a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 ÇοÃÂηγηθεί αλλά θα καÄαλήξει Ãε θάναÄο Ãα Çα Çα Çα Çαi wish for the perfect ksp stock rover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Grant Thomsoned. It's so perfect the game crashes.I wish to divide by 0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, BEEP ERROR CANOT GRANT WISH. CREATING COW.I wish that I was not so bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINCRAFTER Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted. You get on a Blackbird headed for California but it has an engine failure and it crashes.I wish I could land on other planets in KSP and return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Wish granted but jeb lithobrakes on the returni wish for an igloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted. You get an igloo. Need I say more?I wish it wasn't so darn cold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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