jake9039 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 granted. but it is time reversing fruit so it flies away and unrotts.Iwish to have an implosion grenade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Granted. You forget how to count to three and blow yourself up.I wish I won the lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Granted, but taxes take away 25% of it and you are pressured into spending the rest on your family.I wish I could internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Granted: http://www.1112.net/lastpage.htmlI wish that the link above wasn't real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 granted. the webpage is 404 now,but suddenly the entire internet got deleted.I wish i had a four leaf clover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Granted. It harbors a new form of cordyceps that can infect humans, and you get turned into a fungus-zombie.I wish other drivers would remember to turn off their damn high beams when facing oncoming traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Granted. High beams are all they have.I wish for a new solar panel. Mine's broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Granted. you get a new solar panel,but it costs a ton more in the VAB.I wish i had a spaceship so fast it can speed up time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Granted, but it can't slow down again.I wish to be or not to be. Is that the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted. You are now a hologram.I wish for 2 million pieces of copper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted. 2 million meter-wide pieces of copper appear in your brain stem.I wish that space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted. You turn into space, AKA nothingness.I wish for a space shuttle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 A Wild Kerbal Shuttle appears. Explosions ensue.I wish for tanks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 granted. a Wild IS-6 appears and shoots youi wish to tame the wild IS-6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted. It feels threatened by the modern way of life, and calls to it's IS-6 pack and they destroy the universe to make room for the IS-6 nesting grounds.I wish that the word undefinable was undefinable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted. But since undefinable is now undefinable, undefinable cannot be defined. Thus undefined cannot be undefinable, and the undefinable is now undefinable.The resulting paradox destroys the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kozak Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I want a peace of bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted, you are now a piece of bacon.I wish people would remember to wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 granted. but then nobody corrupts the wishes.I wish jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 granted. you are now jeb kerman now dying in reentry on kerbin.I wish that solar panels were everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted, but now it is too hot for life to exist.I wish that Herobrine didn't exist in Minecraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) Granted. Since he doesn't (please don't tell me you're one of those [sCRUBS] who think it's real) your wish has been wasted and the thread OP comes and kills you with a knife.I wish for a Tu-95 Edited March 10, 2015 by mythbusters844 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Granted. Since he doesn't (please don't tell me you're one of those [sCRUBS] who think he's real) your wish has been wasted and the thread OP comes and kills you with a knife.I wish for a Tu-95OT: I'm not, I just wanted to HAVE a wish so I used that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) Granted. It comes with primed nukes, so you are apprehended by your local secret police/government unit (FBI, CIA, MI6).This is a response to mythbuster, because sampa did not wish.I wish for a world-crushing army under my control. Edited March 9, 2015 by SelectHalfling0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Granted. They completely destroy the world and its atmosphere and you die from asphyxiation.I wish for a TI-95 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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