mythbusters844 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted. You get it, but it makes you so attractive that the mass amount of girls crowding your house causes you to die from suffocation.I wish for headphones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted! Best headphones on the market. Did I mention that you also lost your hearing?I wish for a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 granted h2o2i wish for a pair of xboxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rithsom Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, but they are just boxes with Xs written on them.I wish it was summer already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 granted, but you are teleported to the north pole and you can't get back.I wish for a pizza. a delicious pancetta pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. All of a sudden, a live news report shows in the corner. You gaze up in curiosity, and read the headlines: Master thief of pizza on the loose. Guard your delicious special arrangement of triangles on your plate. In the seconds it took you to read the news, it's already too late. He's come and gone. You look down to find not even a crumb left behind. You are shocked, then frightened. When will he strike again?Because of this unfortunate experience, you decide to give up pizza forever, with the reasoning to not give him the satisfaction...I wish someone would believe that my 1943 copper penny is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral-Helwyr Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. but they steal it!I wish for a new set of Black buckled boots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 The buckles cut deep into your feet.After trying to walk, you crumble down and die.I wish for my Laythe base to have a Aries A3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Probe 1 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but you\'re in the cargo bay, and they neglected to make sure there was sufficient air circulation down there.The Orion spacecraft doesn't have a cargo bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 ERROR WISH NOT FOUND REBOOTi wish for a normal apple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. Normal apple. Nothing suspicious... Wont hurt at all... Perfectly fine to take a bite...Yeesh, that was creepy. Well, I guess my wish would be to meet Apollo Robbins, and for someone here to not make the obvious corruption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Don't know who he is, so I send you to meet the Greek god Apollo insteadI wish I was captain of the Space Battleship Yamato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted I kill youi wish FOR MY STUPID AVATAR TO BE RECONIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. It's recognized to be a mark of a terrorist organization and you are therefore banned.I wish to become a legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 You do, and then snipers take you out because they are jealous.I wish for my Laythe base to have a Aries A3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirocco Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 google informs me that an Aries A3 is a surround sound system. Therefore your wish is granted, but you forgot to pack any music, peripherals, power cords, power adaptors, cables or anything else so it is completely non-functional.I wish to be immortalized in history for doing something totally awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 granted, you are immortalized for performing a final act of self-sacrifice(resulting in death).I wish I will do well on my final Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. You did so well that everyone has unrealistically high expectations from you now. Have fun.I wish for a good night's sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted you never wake upi wish I was 15 pounds richer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, you gain 15 pounds... of body-weight.I wish Dean Martin would come back from the grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. He is now a zombie, and eats your brain.I wish to post the 10000th comment on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. Nothing happens. Then the world ends.I wish for a Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, it's a murderous cat and it kills you.I wish my parents didn't want to move out of our current house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. Your house wants to move out of your parents now, and leaves.I wish for more numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but you have to write out every single one of them without using scientific notation.I wish for a rusty spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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