Deutherius Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Granted. It drains all the resources and atmosphere left here on Earth to terraform one planet. And you cannot move humanity in the process - they would all die.I wish for a personal orchestra to follow me around during the day and make my life epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rath Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Granted, but the ochestra is full of axe murders.I wish today wasn't my English exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theend3r Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Granted, it was yesterday and you missed it.I wish for my fridge to be always full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livefree75 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Granted, but you can't get to the stuff at the back. They rot and smell up the entire house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rath Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 You get a duck instead of nothing.i wish I wasn't broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 granted. you have so much money that you bank account runs out of bits and you're back where you started.i wish that it's 12:40. (it's 12:28 right now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 granted. it is ALWAYS 12:40 and you have a perpetual feeling of hunger due to it being lunchtimei wish for a sanvich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 1 min late granted, its mine and i take it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Granted you get nothingi wish I was Jeb and I could re spawn as he does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Granted. You also get stuck in Jool orbit for 20 years, slowly driven mad by the egg of the Kraken.I wish for version 0.50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viktor19 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Granted, hard drive it's stored on spontaneously combusts.I wish for a government-paid Skylon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Granted. You are not selected on the mission.I wish for a 3d printer that can print living kerbonauts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Granted. They are like the teleporters from Doom, were the souls of demons go into the body of the Kerbonauts, both giving them life but making them possesed and dangerous.I wish for a 3d printer that can print everything on Shapeways for free! (I'm broke ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Granted. When it's 4D masters get word of it's whereabouts, you are attacked.I wish for a .5 liter canister of bossness. Don's ask me what for, and don't worry about my safety. I've got enough to counteract and harmful effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 You get it but jacksepticeye steals it backi wish for Google to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Granted, Google is a person who works in an office, but who's also a freelance hacker who hacked Google.com.I wish to score a hit on the WOW counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Granted. Everyone hates you for getting a hit when no one else had.I wish for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Granted mi6 thinks your a major league hacker and takes you out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 ERROR WISH NOT FOUND NEUTRALIZE SUBJECT!!!I wish everybody's equally equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Granted the world is now communist i wish wish for a à½Ã¹ˆ- - - Updated - - -Why does it not show up I downloaded it my computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Granted, you receive 6 ?s and exchange six fingers for it so the ?s can replace the lost fingers.I wish Kolechia no longer come to border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Granted. You lose your job after letting in an immigrant from Cobrastan.I wish for a pair of glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 granted. they're made of air.i wish for a NaNifyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Granted. It breaks.I wish for a Swiss Army Knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 granted. it's dull and made of adamantium so you cant't sharpen it.I wish i had a roll of gaffer tape.(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaffer_tape) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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