WinkAllKerb'' Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 yup, but, ..., for some reason this whole thread is brought to your attention so now you feel happy ; ) by happy i mean happyi wish i wish or could wish or should wish ; ) does it change anithing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Granted, but everyone's head explodes due to the slight paradox involved in that wish. In depression, you kill yourself.I wish for SPAddict to gift me a SSTO design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFUN Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 He does, but he forgot about your birthday until the last minute and just gave you the first plane off of his trash pile. It goes missing somewhere over the Pacific, and your friends and family never find out your fate for sure.Undyne was an interesting fight. I wish she had a more difficult battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Who? Granted, you die before the wish happens.I wish Sanic would stop hugging Dres so I can land my spaceplanes on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Granted, but he destroys it so that nobody else can enjoy it eitherI wish it were Friday, not Monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bouw Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Granted, but now you'll have to work/go to school in the weekends too!I wish I had my 2 monitor setup back (in working condition!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Granted, but one monitor displays an endless loop of the star wars holiday special. Even when off or unplugged. It cannot be muted. I wish I could figure out how to make a boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Probe 1 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Granted: you find out, but every boat you ever build is sunken immeadititly after it launches.I wish for a decent, non poisonous salt pretzel with some decent, non poisonous salty cheese sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Granted, you die of shock after tasting it's inhuman disgust.I wish for my WishCeption to hunt down Sanic and bark at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbMav Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Granted, but as this geenie does not know what a WishCeption is exactly, Sanic is attacked by a cute barking puppy.I wish for 1.1 making a surprsingly bugfree release! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Granted, it comes out when you are killed by a doge.I wish for a DankMeme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Granted, but the contextual definition of "dank" is mixed up, and you receive a soggy, rotting troll face instead.I wish the Moon landings were still going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamovinar Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Granted, but everybody else is already building a decent colony on Mars. (The moon is so last season, you are way out of touch with the trends)I wish KSP has multiplayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Granted, it turns the community into trolls, griefers, and absolute nubs who get insulted 24/7I wish for a DankMeme to destroy Sanic with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Granted. You get a cute cat meme incapable of doing anything but being cute.I wish for a working SSTO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuyWithALongUsername Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 AWWW ITS SO CUTEGranted, but a new KSP patch breaks it.I wish I could, uh, come up with a question (wait, didn't I already say that?)I wish I could come up with a question that I didn't already ask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Granted. The question scarres everyone for life.I wish for a dankmeme to destroy Sanic with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 The urban dictionary lists eight meanings of "dank meme." Lack of information has resulted in a explosive shutdown of your computer. I wish I had the attention span to finish a challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Granted, you complete the "Best Breather in Human Space Program"I wish for an Anti-Sanic Meme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Granted. The Anti-lawyer mechanism stops working.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, immortal, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, likes me (and will continue to), will win cases in civil law when I ask him to, gets me money back, makes me look good, and will remain my lawyer in perpetuity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octa Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Granted. The Anti-lawyer mechanism stops working.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, immortal, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, likes me (and will continue to), will win cases in civil law when I ask him to, gets me money back, makes me look good, and will remain my lawyer in perpetuity.Granted, he's a licensed lawyer from alaska (Like him)I wish it'd be easier for me to build SSTOs that are still usable after an update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Granted. Your rockets don't work.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed in my state, non-injured, immortal, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, likes me (and will continue to), will win cases in civil law when I ask him to, gets me money back, makes me look good, and will remain my lawyer in perpetuity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interplanet Janet Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Granted. He doesn't exist. I wish for no bad (as in not-good) wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Granted. You never said when.I wish for Dres to be loved by all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey29399 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Granted. Dres gets destroyed by the sheer number of landers.I wish that kerbals are in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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