TopHeavy11 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) Granted. You are now procrastinating over there. I wish that all my DREAMS (not NIGHTMARES) would become reality. EDIT: New page! Edited October 20, 2016 by TopHeavy11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Granted. You nevermore wake up. I wish all KSP planets had inner geological structure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 34 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You nevermore wake up. I wish all KSP planets had inner geological structure. Granted, but that feature is a update that brakes careers and all mods permanently I wish for MOAR cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Granted. They clog up your engines, so no space for you. I wish people would stop making irrational wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Granted, they make irrational numbers now. They divide your annual wages by Pi. I wish System Shock 3 would become a reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Granted the systems of the next 3 computers you own will shock and short all there systems I wish stock Ksp had more engines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Granted, you get ten billion different engines to wait for in the loading screen. I wish for a cubic meter of carbon dioxide ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 You become an ice-cream street vendor. The first one in Antarctica. I wish for a next season of Killjoys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Granted, but someone talks over it and it's not fun anymore. I wish for a tabletop laser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Granted. It amplifies your tabletop into a solid beam of wood that spears through the nearest aircraft. Unsurprisingly you get arrested for it. I wish Children of a Dead Earth had more engines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Children of a Dead Earth is now Engine Simulator 2016. I wish for a way to move pictures from my phone to my computer that actually works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 They gift you water colors and brush. I wish to remember any picture I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Granted, you only remember photos, no language, skill, or person. I wish my roommate wasn't so loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSEP Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Granted, he or she is not loud, but louder I wish i had a small loan of a million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Granted. You are now required to run for president of the United States in 2016. I wish for coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Granted. It's the strongest, darkest, bitterest, any grittiest cup you've ever had. I wish for ten ten-ton transcontinental tractor-trailers travelling from Tucson to Texas on Tuesday the twenty-third, two thousand two on terribly torn tires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Granted. They killed your puppy. What, you don't remember it? Your parents must never have told you the truth. I wish for a 12-inch pianist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Your genie misheard "pianist", but he also dropped a decimal somewhere... I wish I could convert been ASCII and binary in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Granted. Now your brain is powered with DOS. You think in ASCII texts You watch CGA-resolution world (as you couldn't find VGA driver for your eyes), Your memory is limited with 640k (as both himem.sys and QEMM get hanged with your hardware). You can think only one thought at once. Others are waiting in background as "resident thoughts". I wish there were no unicodes except of UTF-8. Because Qt uses UTF-8, and I'm lazy to read about other ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Granted, there are no more unicorns. I wish for a nice hot cup of tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Granted. It's on the other side of the world. But legally, it's yours. I wish for peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yog-sothoth Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 granted, but is upheld by a totalitarian regime. i wish for a p90. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Granted. You get 90th isotope of phosphorus, and a picosecond later it decays spreading around protons and alphas. I wish 90th isotope of phosphorus were stable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Granted, but Carbon-6 is now extremely unstable. I wish for a peck of pickled peppers picked by Peter Piper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yog-sothoth Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 granted, but peter piper put arsenic in the peck of pickled peppers. i wish for an fn herstal p90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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