kerbiloid Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Granted. Your browser works, but all pages look toroidal. I wish you had use less topologically complicated browsers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 That browser is incapable of displaying anything except GIFs I wish for my sanity back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 On 5/6/2017 at 3:30 AM, 0111narwhalz said: Granted. You get immortality. The entirety of humanity divides you up, using your negation of thermodynamics as a power source. Thanks to you, they finally reach the stars--only to be killed off by the Great Filter. Now you are infinitely dismembered, scattered across the universe, and utterly alone. I wish for literal proverbs. Oh god, you monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 (The latter post obviously proves, that the wish from the former one failed.) I wish to know why he wants his sanity back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 (edited) Granted. You become insane. I wish to be the one who kills Cipher instead of Stanford Pines. Edited May 12, 2017 by Joseph Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Granted, you are now a Stanford pine. i wish for a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 3 hours ago, kerbinorbiter said: Granted, you are now a Stanford pine. Stanford Pines, from Gravity Falls? 3 hours ago, kerbinorbiter said: i wish for a friend Granted. You lose it to The Master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 404 - wish not found. i wish for Joseph Kerman to have a forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 @Joseph Kerman can only awnser that so not granted i wish to be a Cheese Grater... wait im already one i wish to go to mars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laythe Squid Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 First wish: I wish I had an inert cake. Granted, here is your cake-shaped block of solid helium. Second wish: I wish to go to mars! Granted. You die upon landing. I wish for a potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Granted. It introduces a new potato blight to Ireland. I wish for the patent to the only possible treatment for that blight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Granted. You get the patent, and they realize, who started the blight. I wish, they will be merciful to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laythe Squid Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Granted. They give @cantab a relatively merciful execution. I wish for two potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Granted. One is ordinary. The other is made of antimatter. I wish for a third potato made of doesn'tmatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laythe Squid Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Granted. It disappears as soon as you touch it. I wish for countryballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Granted. On weekend you go to a country and suddenly step in a ball. Spoiler I wish potatoes could grow on Moon, not only on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Granted. The potatoes over time become sentient intelligent creatures and lead an uprising after realizing what monsters we are. I wish to have a telephone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 granted, its an invincable telephone (brick) i wish for qzgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laythe Squid Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 (edited) Granted. He's immaterial. I wish for a pencil. Edited May 14, 2017 by Laythe Squid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colfighter Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 (edited) Granted. Your pencil is very splintery and was set on fire. I wish for a glistening watermelon. Edited May 14, 2017 by colfighter Missing part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Granted, only you get golden carrot i wish for the periapsis of the soyuz descent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 5/15/2017 at 2:23 AM, kerbinorbiter said: Granted, only you get golden carrot i wish for the periapsis of the soyuz descent Good. Bill Cipher makes it -1 Ym. Wish for a powerful rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Granted. You have a powerful rifle and staying in front of patrol humvee in a demilitarized zone, I wish Skype had a temporary lock button.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colfighter Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Granted. The lock button locks it for a thousand years. I wish for a perfectly cooked waffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Granted. It's lost in shipping. I wish for a fish to wish for a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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