kerbiloid Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) Granted. You are driving a space trailer full of cattle for the Martian colony, in wire mesh cells. ... Before your ship crashes into the orbital station, at the last second you press a "Turbo Brake" pedal. Now you have a full trailer of beef ramen. I wish for an alien artifact. Edited October 20, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted. It's a monolith intent on destroying humanity. When it's done, and 20 of us are left, everyone's going to be mad at you for having the monolith. I wish for an unlimited supply of uncorrupted wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Mrcarrot said: I wish for an unlimited supply of uncorrupted wishes. Granted, provided you use your first wish to make an evil duplicate of you- which, being a duplicate, also has unlimited wishes. For further information, please consult Calvin but not Hobbes. I wish for an outfit that always blends in with whatever type of dog hair might be stuck on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 (edited) Granted. A good fairy appears in front of you, waves with her magic wand, and you feel a little dizziness. When you come to your senses, you notice that something has changed, you can't understand what exactly. Then you jump into the fur forest. Spoiler 9 hours ago, Mrcarrot said: I wish for an unlimited supply of uncorrupted wishes. Granted. A good fairy appears in front of you, waves with her magic wand, and you feel a little dizziness. When you come to your senses, you notice that something has changed, you can't understand what exactly. Now you have an unlimited supply of uncorrupted wishes, which will be brought to you in their time, even if you don't want them. Spoiler I wish for the next minute had started in sixty seconds. Edited October 21, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Grammar error. Wish ungrantable. I wish for a NASA 3D printed space pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Granted. However, in taking it back from space, a coolant tank burst. Your pizza is now inedible. I wish for a time machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Granted. You destroy spacetime immediately upon using it. I wish for something to wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Granted, but it's a less interesting profile pic... which (no offense) is not a thing. I wish for ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Granted. I wish to know what happens if drag-and-drop here someone's (say, mine) profile picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chel Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Then the moderators shall talk to you about copyright and punish you. I wish for a LEGO Saturn V kit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I wish Albertsstuff would notice me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obney kerman Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Granted. He notices how evil you are and goes on a quest to kill you. I wish for a drone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Granted, here's your drone: I wish for mastiha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Raw, unprocessed mastiha. I wish for squad to make take command stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 divide by cucumber error. please reinstall universe and reboot. I wish for take wake salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 (edited) Granted, but when you use the salts they make you espontaniously combust. I wish to become 4 Dimensional Edited November 4, 2017 by Nailed it! Grammar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Granted. you become 4D, but you are a 4D serpinski's triangle. I wish I had A dah had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Granted, but I didn't understand that, so you get a shrunken head. I wish for ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Granted, but its so small it won't make a difference anyway. I wish for a 128 bit computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guesswho2778 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Granted but its so outdated it fills a room and only thing that shows on the screen is 0s and 1s i wish for a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Granted. You used it to wish for a wish, which is essentially a divide-by-zero error. The universe implodes (again). I wish for brain-processor upgrades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Granted, but... what are you trying to do with all that "deadly neurotoxin"? (Portal reference; just in case someone didn't get that) I wish for infinity wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Granted. You get married. 41 minutes ago, Xorth Tanovar said: I wish for brain-processor upgrades Granted. The brain processor now works 200% more efficiently. But you have to provide the raw material for it, so you are wandering around and muttering: "Brains! Brains! Moar brainz!!!" I wish to know why did they put that helmet on the table in Nostromo crew cabin in the very beginning of the "Alien". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Granted. You now know why they put that helmet on the table in the very beginning of "Alien" I wish for a decent cup of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 granted. it's poisoned. i wish for an impossibomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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