Waidek Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) Granted: there are CO2 deposits on the moon, but they are slowly escaping I wish to become the best e-sport player in the Rocket League In Rocket League, skills and basics of vehicle mastery count, only then can you become a pro-casino player. Interestingly, both beginners and experienced players get Items and Crates at the same pace. It does not matter if you play well or bad, you can always buy Rocket League items :-) So I recommend you buy Rocket LEague Crate and Items on Odealo https://odealo.com/games/rocket-league Edited June 1, 2018 by Waidek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Granted, but your console is no more than an old Colecovision system. I wish for today's snowstorm to simply stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Granted, but now the ground is already covered in mud that you nearly sink in. I wish my Mun/Minmus landers would stop timewarp exploding (a.k.a) I wish I was smarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Granted. Timewarp doesn't work while your lander is active. I wish for a toroidal planet in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Granted, but because KSP is an explosion simulator, when it collapses you will have millions of astroids to deal with. I wish the EULA didn't let TT harvest out info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I wish this thread was revived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Granted. Now this revived thread follows you and screams "Brains! Brains!" I wish that thread was unlocked revived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Granted. Just granted. No corruption. All is right in the world. I wish his wish was corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Then his you would have wasted a corruption.... I wish I had money to burn (lots) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 (edited) Granted, have a couple hundred billion Zimbabwean dollars I wished I has an rivers [sic] Edited April 3, 2018 by roboslacker fixed spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 +++divide by cucumber error. please reinstall universe and reboot.+++ I wish for a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 A rather strange wish. First I wish to know why do you wish that foreseen twitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Whosaywhatsit? I wish the Ready Player One movie followed the book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Granted, the author rewrites the book to match the movie. I wish I had a river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Here's a stream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasher925 Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 On 4/4/2018 at 3:35 PM, Kernel Kraken said: Here's a stream. granted you killed the thread i wish i could time travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 (edited) Granted. You become a homeworking freelancer. Every time when you get out from your home, you see a rather different city, completely changed since your last visit. Even more: while the "real" world looks rebuilt every time you see it, the computer worlds are the same every time you come in. So, the "real" world gets ephemeral and virtual, while the virtual worlds are stable and real. I wish this were a joke... Edited May 7, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Lam Kerman Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 (edited) Granted, but it's not funny. I wish I could get to Jool and back. (I can guess what the next guy will say) Edited May 7, 2018 by Ho Lam Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Granted, but you still won't I wish for subplots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasher925 Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 8 hours ago, roboslacker said: Granted, but you still won't I wish for subplots granted but they cost $10 each and they are horrible i wish i was in space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Granted, but you have no space suit. An exploding cake floats by. I wish for an inert nontoxic cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Granted. They have it for you. As inert and nontoxic as possible. I wish I had enough time to re-read Pratchett's books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) Granted, you become blind and are therefore unable to work, now you have enough time to reread ... oh. I wish for 10 bucks and a big cone of icecream. Edited May 10, 2018 by Human Person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) Granted. You become a Santa's elf and every morning care his carriage pulled by 10 bucks. Also you have a big cone of icecream, but would give everything for a piece of stale bread. Because icecream is the only thing which Santa has to feed his workers. I wish I'll finish today my data packaging function. Edited May 10, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Granted. You finish it, but then you spill hydrochloric acid on your computer. I wish for rover wheel sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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