ShachonianX Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted, but the future is a radioactive wasteland.I wish SCP-173 was my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted, but now it's your only friend.I wish for a book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShachonianX Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted, but now it's your only friend.I wish for a book.(I'm actually fine with SCP-173 being my only friend. He gives good hugs.)Granted, but the book is the Book of Death, and you read it and die.I wish I had a spaceship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceK531 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted. It's a Kerbal-grade space ship. (what did you expect?)I wish that BBcode worked again on the forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZedNova Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted, but the forum shuts down shortly after.I wish i had 800 more wishes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted, but since you had infinite wishes in the first place, you didnt really have to go out of your way to limit them...I wish that there was a zombie apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarod645 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted, but you're the first person to be infected.I wish I could get a fuel module for my space station into orbit without the launch vehicle going off course and/or exploding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShachonianX Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted, but you run out of RCS, preventing you from docking.I wish I could be a seal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted, you are now Jamie Hyneman. You have a season of Mythbusters to tape, and you have no idea how to weld.I wish that I had a 1 TB External Drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkinator Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted, but you can only transfer data to/from it at a rate of 1/2 a bit per second.I wish I could be on the Enterprise as a non-redshirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceK531 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 granted, but you're a nurse.I wish for unlimited refills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkinator Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Granted, you get unlimited refills of water.I wish I could sit in my room all day and just play KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you are glued to your chair.I wish that I have multiple copies of what chobit has always wanted. Edited May 7, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Granted, they're all brokenI wish I had a Lahti L-39 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Granted, but it is impaled through your head.I wish for a platinum waffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Granted. However you make the mistake of trying to eat it.I wish I could live in room 35 in the Odessa Dolphinarium hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Granted, but the room is flooded and filled with killer dolphins.I wish for some bronze bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Granted, but the room is flooded and filled with killer dolphins.Seriously?About the bacon, you try to eat it.I wish I had an F16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsterbark Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the bronze bacon is made of anti-matter pigs.I wish for a large blueberry smoothie. Edited May 7, 2013 by lobsterbark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Granted.I wish for a paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsterbark Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Granted, but UNIVERSE.exe has stopped responding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I wish people would remember to post a wish after a corruption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Granted. Now people forget to corrupt wishes.I wish for a bowl of the radioactive isotope Chobitium-389. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Granted, but you get it in the bowl with your breakfast.I wish for a pet dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AncientAstronaut Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 It kills you.I wish for a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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