Pascovian Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 the ITER resets. i wish KSP was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Granted....Now yo are a kerbal being tortured by Danny2465 and Nexter lab I wish for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Granted. You get a glass jar full of nothing. The glass is extremely thin, however, so the vacuum inside the car shatters it in your hands, creating painful gashes. The medical bills amount to so much that you now have nothing. I wish for a sea green Fender Stratocaster. Edited October 1, 2018 by Kernel Kraken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Granted. You get a caster wheel with a green fender, several kilometers above the ground. It lands in your yard with a swish and a thump. I wish for public transit which is faster than just riding my bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Granted, a bus hits your bike and drags you along for several kilometers. I whish for a nice coffee. And a bagel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Granted. Spoiler This is a nice coffee... Spoiler And this is a (nice) bagel... Spoiler Watched them? Now get out. I wish to clean dust from my table and am going to do this right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Granted. You are turned into a cleaning robot, doomed to clean tables for all eternity. I wish for a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Kerman Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 (edited) Granted - you are now my friend (because Dookie is one of my favorite albums). Unfortunately you will need to babysit my feral children for all school holidays, ever. I wish there were no school holidays. Edited October 8, 2018 by James Kerman Forgot to make a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 (edited) What is wrong with you I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her, wish I had a rabbit in the hat with a bat, and a '64 Impala. Edited October 8, 2018 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 You get a half millimeter taller, you get to be a baller but break your ankle, you get a girl who looks good by your astronomically low standards, you break your cell phone after getting her number, the rabbit dies and you crash your car. I wish I was 4 inches taller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 You find yourself in a fantasy medieval world. A day later they make you 4 inches taller. Even without magic. It was not a good idea to tell them about the space exploration. I wish there was a cosmic aether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Granted, you are teleported to a parallel universe where the laws of physics as you know them are no more, meaning your body stops working under the new laws. You become dust instantly. I wish I was able to never sleep without adverse effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Granted. Now you always sleep with adverse effects. I wish to understand why such strange wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 You have been granted a strange wish reason at the expense of the flavour of your life. Welcome to office life Joe. I wish for a fully functional gaming laptop with no strings attached, figuratively and literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKorbinjer Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Granted, but your house is flooded, destroying the laptop forever. I wish that flight school didn't cost $92,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Granted; it costs $92001. I wish for a better understanding of how to shade duct tape by pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Knowledge granted, however, by all circumstances you are unable to use this knowledge. I wish for an uncorruptable wish that I am freely allowed to use at any given moment, without any restrictions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Granted. You get an uncorruptable wish, use it without any restrictions and... Spoiler ... nothing happens. No effects were required from that wish. I wish to know how many slices should be in the sphere of diameter=36 to match segments 15 and 19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 The universe splits by 0 and breaks. I wish for an ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 All ice cream is broken after division by 0. (Restoring the Universe with the l'Hospital rule) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nasa legolas Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 i go to mars (and i forget my spacesuit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 ..wrong thread? I want perfect teeth without having to have braces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Granted. Instead, each of your teeth will be ripped out and manually replaced in the correct orientation. We ran out of anesthetic by the way. I wish for my grades to go up further so my parents don't hate me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Granted, but you have to do the work. I wish for a device which will 3D print tacos at the press of a button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Granted, but they're all plastic. I wish for a computer that can actually run a game created more recently than 2013 (Also, I can't believe this thread is still going strong after over 6 years) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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