Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rockcoole]

Granted, but you forget how to get into orbit.

I wish for .20 to come out right now.(looks around hopefully)

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. 0.20 has been released, but it was too late when you found out that the devs are just pranking everyone, and you've found yourself having another copy of 0.14.

I wish for pizza.

[hyperformer]

granted: the jelly beans and fruit snacks are laden with chemicals and you die from eating them. True story.

I wish for a sunny day.

At least I would die in pleasure

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is missing toppings. And cheese. And sauce. And crust.

I wish that today's Doctor Who episode didn't end on another massive cliffhanger, forcing me to wait several months again before I can understand the current story arc

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[Rockcoole]

Granted. Ever see the US Life on Mars? It gets that crappy ending.

I wish for more Episodes of Girls und Panzer.

[redwolfy]

Granted but they are drawn on lined paper by a 5 year old.

I wish for a horse

[MGUARN]

Granted but it is made of anti-matter...

I wish that jupiter became a star

[chobit-389]

Granted, now humanity can settle on all it's moons............ cept Europa, go there and you get $#%*ed up

I wish that I had a Supermarine Spitfire...... that flies in space

[redwolfy]

Granted but there is a pressure leak and it exploads in space

I wish for more hours in the day

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the Earth's rotation is slowed down considerably to achieve this feat, causing everything not secured well enough to the ground to go flying off.

I wish that I could reverse-engineer a monolith.

[MmPMSFmM]

Granted, within the monolith is highly advanced technology made by Europan aliens. This technology destroys everything it touches and then proceeds to destroy the whole planet.

I wish for a completely safe to eat pancake.

[Epic DaVinci]

Granted, but it was made with the last Dodo egg, you alone have killed off an entire race.

I wish for Penny to live across the hall from me. (BBT)

[LeonG17]

Granted, Leonard kills you for looking at her.

I wish for a Supermarine Spitfire. I don't mind that it can't fly in space, a Spitfire is good enough.

[satcharna]

Granted, but it also can't fly through air.

I wish for a Viper Mark II.

[LeonG17]

Granted, it comes with a Cylon.

I wish I had £1450000, enough to buy my own Spitfire along with the fuel and facilities needed to fly it multiple times.

[redwolfy]

granted but hyperinflation happens and that money is worth £1 and you become homeless due to poverty

i wish for more types of srbs

[LeonG17]

Granted, you now only get SRBs in sizes 0.01 to 0.05.

I wish I could time travel back to WW2.

[satcharna]

Granted. You're stuck in a POW camp.

I wish the cylon that came with my Viper was friendly.

[LeonG17]

Granted, it turns hostile later on.

I wish for more users to be on and posting in the games forum.

(Also, being in a WW2 POW camp would be fun, trying to escape)

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but you are excuted ,and the second great kerbal forum happens to high amounts of people posting.

I wish when people make a wish they think it through.

[chobit-389]

Granted, but all the treads now move too fast and you're constantly sniped

[EDIT]: SEE!!!! What'd I just finish saying!!!!

(Someone has been watching too much Hogan's Heroes ;P)

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Granted, but with the intellect of a child

I wish I wasn't so tired right now

[satcharna]

Granted, but you're now severely addicted to coffee.

I wish the local pizza place would get more customers, they're about to shut down.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but they become very popular and can't make the coffee fast enough.

I wish I could be a giant SRB.

[redwolfy]

granted but you get smashed into the ground by jeb within seconds

i wish to not have a spot on my nose

[LeonG17]

Granted, you have spots everywhere else.

I wish I could revise and not get distracted and post on the forums.