Dirkidirk Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 granted, but they destroy any rocket you build and soon kerbals incinerate funding and move it to the military to incinerate them. I wish for a (physical) 3d model of a kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted, but that escalates into war after a dispute over who gets the ice cream from Minmus. I wish for a kerbal named Elon Musk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) Granted, but the company he makes is a cube-shaped spacecraft building company. I wish for a 3D model of Kerbin. 3 minutes ago, Dirkidirk said: granted, but they destroy any rocket you build and soon kerbals incinerate funding and move it to the military to incinerate them. I wish for a (physical) 3d model of a kerbal. Granted, but the model is extremely low-poly and the eyes look like rectangular prisms. I wish for a Minmus ice cream. Edited April 24, 2020 by planet-creations woah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted, but war breaks out between them and the kerbals over the matter of who get ice cream from Minmus. After the war, the kerbals are depleted of funds so they can no longer conquer space. I wish for a kerbal to be named Elon Kerman. I’m sorry something went wrong so I didn’t see my previous reply or your reply. Sorry for the double message everyone! Granted, but the ice cream was poisoned. I wish for Jedidiah Kerman to become supreme overlord of the human race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, planet-creations said: I wish for a 3D model of Kerbin. granted, but it's the size of an atom. 12 minutes ago, planet-creations said: I wish for a Minmus ice cream. granted. it tastes like saltwater, with a hint of ammonia. 12 minutes ago, planet-creations said: Granted, but the model is extremely low-poly and the eyes look like rectangular prisms. I wish for a 3D model of Kerbin. this actually works (as a reply to lewie) and I was about to reply to it like it wa- 5 minutes ago, Lewie said: Granted, but war breaks out between them and the kerbals over the matter of who get ice cream from Minmus. After the war, the kerbals are depleted of funds so they can no longer conquer space. I wish for a kerbal to be named Elon Kerman. RIGHT WEN WHEN I WAS TYPING yes, I'm a slow typer. granted but he dies immediatley yada yadada I wish for those RATS TO CEASE EXISTING IN MY ATTIC AND LET ME SLEEP. Edited April 24, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 “The rats will die” ~Sagume Kishin Oh wait doesn’t that mean that there will now be lots more rats? I wish for there to be more than 4 people going back and forth on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted. There are now 5 people going back and forth on this thread. I wish for a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Fraston said: I wish for there to be more than 4 people going back and forth on this thread. granted, but then we turn to pure balls of burning hot rage from all the ninja-ing. 16 minutes ago, Lewie said: I wish for Jedidiah Kerman to become supreme overlord of the human race. granted, everyone is happy at their new leader, but some terrorists soon nuke hi- 7 minutes ago, planet-creations said: Granted. There are now 5 people going back and forth on this thread. I wish for a sandwich. nevermind, they nuke you. granted, but the sandwich has thermonuclear explosives in it that kills you the second you bite into it, AND IT HAS MAYONNAISE. (mayonase is an instromant, not a foodd). I wish for less ninja-ing Edited April 24, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted-there are now more assains. I wish for the Beatles to get back together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) Granted. You get a sandwich. I wish my wish doesn't get granted. Edit: Ahem. I was addressing @Dirkidirk. Sorry, man, your wish didn't come true. Edited April 24, 2020 by RoninFrog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted, the wish immediately reversed itself. 1 minute ago, Lewie said: I wish for the Beatles to get back together. Granted, the Beatles have joined a band of beetles. I wish for beautiful Kerbin scenery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, planet-creations said: I wish for beautiful Kerbin scenery. Granted. But while you ditch a fuel tank on an ascent to orbit, the few drops of rocket fuel left ignite and burn it all down. I wish for an anchovie and black olive pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, planet-creations said: Granted, the wish immediately reversed itself. Granted, the Beatles have joined a band of beetles. I wish for beautiful Kerbin scenery. granted, but there is always some weird eldritch being in the middle of i- 5 minutes ago, Lewie said: Granted. But while you ditch a fuel tank on an ascent to orbit, the few drops of rocket fuel left ignite and burn it all down. I wish for an anchovie and black olive pizza. expected granted, but I don't think I would like anchovies and black olives on a pizza, so I removed those, so now you just have a normal pizza. I wish for this to end Edited April 24, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) Granted. The end led to a new beginning. I wish for a new mountain on Eve. Edited April 24, 2020 by planet-creations ok please let me- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 29 minutes ago, planet-creations said: I wish for a new mountain on Eve. Granted, but the mountain is over 500000 kilometers tall. I wish for me to have a normal mentality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted. Your mentality is now half-normal. I wish Kerbin had actual cities, not just aerospace engineering. God, where are all the populated areas?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDJ Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) 34 minutes ago, planet-creations said: I wish Kerbin had actual cities, not just aerospace engineering. God, where are all the populated areas?! Granted. Half of the planet is now a urban cesspool of Kerbal waste, dirt, debris, and crime, and all the corruption that comes with "progress". I wish wishes were like fishes. Edited April 24, 2020 by GDJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted. The wishes are now swimming in a toxic ocean full of poisonous chemicals. I wish for a giant satellite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDJ Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 55 minutes ago, planet-creations said: I wish for a giant satellite. Granted. We give you the Moon. I wish.....hmmm..........I'm done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted. It thought about the choices between life and death. I wish for a command module that is a combination of the legacy Mk1-2 and the current Mk1-3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 12 hours ago, Dirkidirk said: yes, I'm a slow typer I’m fast typer but typing sucks on mobile. Whenever I type fast, the autocorrect tries to “correct “ it. The word typing in the first sentence was corrected to “Tylo in” (yes I play KSP way too much” 9 hours ago, planet-creations said: Granted. It thought about the choices between life and death. I wish for a command module that is a combination of the legacy Mk1-2 and the current Mk1-3. But it holds 6 Kerbals that argue over the Minmus Mint ice cream (ok tbh tho that’d be great) I wish that the Undertale soundtrack had moar great somgs 11 hours ago, planet-creations said: God, where are all the populated areas?! always thought they were underground 12 hours ago, Fraston said: there will now be lots more rats ahhhh rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, HansonKerman said: I wish that the Undertale soundtrack had moar great songs. Granted. They all are never heard In-game and are just environmental noises. I wish for a quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, HansonKerman said: always thought they were underground same. 4 minutes ago, HansonKerman said: I wish that the Undertale soundtrack had moar great somgs granted, but they are all slightly annoying and distorted. I wish for a funny joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Just now, Fraston said: wish for a stupid ugly badly written, and generally horrible quote. I wish for COMIC SAAAANS <vocoded voice here> Just now, Dirkidirk said: same. granted, but they are all slightly annoying and distorted. I wish for a funny joke. WOULD YOU NOT- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Fraston said: I wish for a quote. granted, but it is so garbage that you die. 1 minute ago, HansonKerman said: I wish for COMIC SAAAANS <vocoded voice here> WOULD YOU NOT- GARBAGE ok granted, but now you will forever sound vocoded. I wish for a funneie jokie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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