satcharna Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted. It is now a dog.I wish for some croissants.(Nah, when it leaves the tunnel it enters another tunnel, which points straight up and goes on for quite a bit, with multiple exits. No way they'd be able to track that.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted, we then plant nuclear bombs in all the world croissants to stop you from asking for them.I wish to be able to get my Mun rocket to work. (That would work but the engineering project needed for that would take years and loads of materials, both things 1944 Germany did not have.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted, but it goes to the wrong moon.I wish for a suit of chromed combat armour.(Yet they had plenty of time to turn natural hills into cannons, to shoot straight from Berlin to Paris. A jet-plane-tunnel seems easy by comparison.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted, it only comes in a microscopic size.I wish for Skylon to be developed.(It would need to be very long to compensate for the poor acceleration and i'm not sure that they were aware of the take off, landing problems.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted! It sucks! I wish I could be the first person to land on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted, you exit the craft without a spacesuit on!I wish to advance human space exploration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I'd still survive for several seconds, which is good enough for me!Anyway, yeah, sure. You are the first person to land on the sun.I wish TV series wouldn't split into seasons. WORK THOSE ACTORS LIKE SLAVES AND BRING ME CONSTANT ENTERTAINMENT, BBC! D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 The sheer scientific impossibility of landing on the sun is good enough!Granted, the actors rebel and overthrow the BBC and get rid of all o the past shows!I wish to visit every planet in the solar system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0jam3290 Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you get crushed by the atmosphere of Jupiter when you foolishly try to land there.I wish for my own radio telescope like the ones at the VLA(click here). Edited May 25, 2013 by 0jam3290 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted, but it is just a portable radio duct taped to a telescope and a bowl made of tinfoil.I wish that the TARDIS could disguise itself into something other than a police box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Not granted. Go home, you're drunk. I wish for a banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted, but after you eat it and toss away the peel, you accidentally step on it and comically slip and fall into a nearby hole filled with... air. Oh, and around 2.46 billion rusty, used, cobra venom covered, sharp, dirty, radioactive, arsenic infused, white hot, barbed, bacteria infested nails.I wish that the Transformers were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted. However, you try to drive one at the same moment as it...transforms...I wish I was an expert at deigning gourmet desserts, that tasted really well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted, but even though your desserts taste good, nobody will eat them because they always get disgusted by the amount of blood and mutilated body parts that make up your desserts. Why would you even want to be a expert at designing GOREmet desserts in the first place? Maybe you actually meant GOURmet instead... nah, that cant be right, I'm going with my interpretation of what you said I wish that SpaceShipTwo had more d/v so that it could get to orbit instead of barely scraping the boundary of what is technically considered "space" for less than 10 minutes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted. But now it has a 90% chance of a structural failure at 12km altitude because the lengthened fuel tank and more powerful engines can't quite handle the forces involved and breaks up. Fortunately Jeb has the pod rigged to self-destruct in the hopes of survival. I wish people would read the rules before posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted. they forget them almost instantly.I wish for Thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 granted you get tangeled up in iti wish for more sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted, you get more sleeper agents after you.I wish that I was a superspy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted. You infiltrate the President's bathroom.I wish I had a let Panda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted, but he escapes when you try to let him. I wish I had a good car lift, so I don't have to crawl over oil covered asphalt to fix my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted. It breakes when you are under the car. Guess whe you end up. In the morgue.I wish X-Plane cost 10 dollars instead of 69. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted. It breakes when you are under the car. Guess whe you end up. In the morgue.I wish X-Plane cost 10 dollars instead of 69.Granted. The developers are now bankrupt, and you will nolonger recieve updates.I wish for people to ignore my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphox Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 I wish I could respond to paradoxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted, but your mind explodes trying to answer them.I wish for more paradoxes to exist, they are fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Granted, but they make you implode.I wish for the next person to spontainiosly combust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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