Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. I am a phoenix.

I wish for the corruptor of this wish to be corrupted.

[LeonG17]

Granted, every wish is either corrupted or granted, so you die for wishing my wish to be corrupted.

I wish my Mun rocket would work and have enough delta-v

[Bioman222]

Granted, but it makes it only to orbit, then explodes.

I wish less people would hate on PlayStation.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now they hate on the PlayStation 2, 3, and 4. They then buy an Xbox, Xbox 360, and a Xbox One, and Microsoft then proceeds to get all of teh moniez.

I wish that the Earth was Kerbin sized.

[LeonG17]

Granted. We have severe difficulty adapting to the new gravity and the atmosphere leaves as we have no enough gravity.

I wish to land on the sun and not burn or die.

[Holo]

Granted. You sink through the surface and fall permanently unconscious due to the heat.

I wish space was easy.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Typing space on keyboard is now much easier than before.

I wish I can space by myself without needing anything, and without me suffering from side effects.

[POTKC]

Granted. [insert a witty corruption here]

I wish I was Megamind.

[Holo]

Granted, but now you are unable to make corruptions.

I wish space was of a typical difficulty characteristic of space.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now a typical difficulty characteristic of space is an impossible difficulty.

I wish that I had some Bonk! Atomic Punch.

[redwolfy]

granted you accidentally puch yourself i

i wish that it was cheaper to go in a glider

[satcharna]

Granted. The prices are halved, but so are the gliders.

I wish gas giants were as easy to colonize as they are in Endless Space.

[gmpd2000]

Granted, But they transform into a black hole.

i wish for Kerbals to be real.

[Bioman222]

Gratnted, but they are on the other side of the universe

I wish for a pie.

[redwolfy]

granted they multiply and take over the earth

i wish for the universe to turn into a true vaccuum by vacuum decay (i WANT the universe to die) heheehehehe

EDIT:crud snipped wait it still works YEAH

[Bioman222]

Granted. You just destroyed a scale model of the universe.

I wish you noticed I have ninja'd you.

[redwolfy]

granted my answer still worked

i wish for the REAL universe to turn into a pure vaccum

[Holo]

Granted, it turns into a vacuum cleaner.

I wish that Europa melted.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you are killed by scientists as they believe Europa had life on it and now they can't prove it.

I wish to own all the planes from WW2

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but they are all squeezed into a small duffel bag. When you open it, you get decapitated from the force of all of them flying () out of the bag.

I wish that Elvis was a Beatle.

[satcharna]

Granted. The Beatles never got popular because now they sucked.

I wish I knew how to speak more languages. Five aren't nearly enough.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you speak all languages but you have no brain capacity to do anything other than speak in all the languages.

I wish to be able to learn a language.

[Holo]

Granted. The language you learn is Old Prussian, meaning that nobody can understand you.

I wish Encaladus orbited earth at the same distance as the moon.

[Rage097]

Granted. the moon and Encaladus eventually collide, ruining the tides and the earth.

I wish for her:

[satcharna]

Granted. The two aren't synchronized, and crash into each other. This creates a cataclysmic debris event, the end of life on earth, and some really cool jumps.

EDIT: Granted. Turns out, she's a he.

I wish there was a high-thrust high-isp thruster so we could get far quickly.