Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[JB182]

granted, and covid 19 is gone, but everyone die instantly

I need a shuttel (yes, ist a shuttel!)

[KerBlitz Kerman]

Granted, but there is no room for anything aboard and nothing can be added to the outside.


I wish that Titanfall|3 was created in lieu of Apex Legends

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

It becomes a crappy pay to win game

 

i wish there were giant walking launchpads

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You appear in XIX century India, launching powder rockets from elephant.

I wish for submersible elephants in KSP. They have a trunk to breathe.

[JB182]

but the elephant sunks

i need a rokcet

[peridoot]

that is guidance locked to the biggest city on kerbin.

i wish someone would understand how great peridot is as a charecter (someone on these forums tho)

[Stormpilot]

Granted. But Steven Universe no long exists so peridot no longer exists.

I wish for a glass of choccy milk.

 

[Spaceman.Spiff]

6 minutes ago, Stormpilot said:

ish for a glass of choccy milk

Granted. It is only 1 sip worth. 
I wish for souptime to appear

[JB182]

Just now, Spaceman.Spiff said:

I wish for souptime to appear

granted, but the soup spiled so he never appear

i want a kerbin

[Stormpilot]

Granted. On your second day of being kerbal, you are hit by Jebs rocket, which had a “slight symmetry error.”

I wanna be an Amazon box monster.

Edited April 15, 2021 by Stormpilot

[ZinkBot]

Sorry, but there is a wall of fire in front of you.
I wanna go to space.

[Stormpilot]

Granted. The space ship explodes. KABOOM!

I wish for some orange juice.

[ZinkBot]

Sorry, it's poisoned.

I wish to go to mün

[JB182]

sorry, an organization destroyed mun with nuclear missiles

i want ksc to be nuked

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have installed the NKD mod.

I wish protons had color.

[JB182]

idk what you mean: the rocket or the smol proton so i give you two answers

Rocket: The rocket was too bright

Proton (the small one): it exploded the universe

i want a sinkable ship not a submarine

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You are shipping sinks. Not by submarine.

I wish to wash.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

You wash nothing, but it’s an object that you just washed, aaand it broke spacetime again.

 

i wish for a popsicle rocket

[ZinkBot]

It melts.

I wish for a bomb

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You found a little.

Spoiler

I wish you have Rad-X.

[JB182]

granted, the Rad-X explode. (dont even know what is it)

i want DA WORLD TO BE DESTROYEDDDDDD

Edited April 16, 2021 by JB182

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The DA world is removed. The DB world  is created instead.

I wish you knew that Rad-X is an anti-radiation remedy in Fallout.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

Granted and they use it properly, but it still explodes from absorbing too much radiation ( or just doesn’t work enough due to too much rads, idk how it works, like does it absorb or reflect radiation?)

 

I wish 3d printers were able to print faster

[kerbiloid]

Granted. 3d printers are now able to print faster, whatever it is. Faster, another faster, only fasters and nothing more.

I wish for 4d printer to print back in time.

[Dr. Kerbal]

On 4/18/2012 at 9:51 AM, Kreuzung said:

 

I wish Kirby whould eat nooblet

And eveything.

I wish there was no corruption in my wish!