Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[ColdJ]

Granted: You enjoy them until the radiation sickness takes you.

I wish for a universal coin.

[kerbalcommander563]

Granted. You get a universal penny

 

I wish for ksp2 to not have been cancelled

[kerbiloid]

Granted, it isn't. It's 2048, and the people are still waiting for it.
 

4 hours ago, ColdJ said:

I wish for a universal coin.

Granted, too. Since the Earth occupation by the Intergalactic Council of the Universe, all underdeveloped races of the Universe must use the Universal Penny to track their payments.

I wish for liquid money in flasks and bottles.

 

[Iapetus7342]

Some rich guy breaks in your house, steals your liquid money reserves and drinks it all.

I wish for ideas.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Some ikea flat packs.

I wish the LEGO guy came back.

[Iapetus7342]

Granted, he became a minifig during his inactivity.

I wish for a brainstorm

[Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute]

Granted, a thunderstorm is now stuck inside your brain.

I wish maths made sense.

[Kerb24]

Granted, now nearly everyone understands advanced math; everyone except you.

I wish for a wish.

Edited July 15, 2024 by Kerb24

[Iapetus7342]

The wish expends itself right away, meaning you don't get any wishes.

I wish fridges ran.

[Mr. Kerbin]

Granted, they run away from you, and can't keep stuff cold anymore

I wish that Blackrack's Volumetric Clouds were free.

[ColdJ]

Granted: They are free if you pay for a subscription to Paetreon.

I wish I had said clouds already in my game.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You join the Minetest developers.

I wish for all Minetest mods combined together.

[ColdJ]

Granted: They become a grotesque body with multiple arms, legs and other things.

I wish that the word "mod" didn't cover 3 different possibilities.

[Aviator01]

Granted. To avoid confusion, all the mods turn into mods and there are only two possibilities.

I wish for my wish to be horribly corrupted.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get horribly corrupted and go in to politics.

I wish for funky music.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You download bomfunk_freestyler.mp3

I wish the rap music was never invented.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get classical music on Saturdays and poetry recitals on Sundays.

I wish for better understanding.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Now you wish you didn't.

I wish for creativity.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You feel creative. Then you wake up.

I wish the dreams could leave material gifts.

Edited August 1, 2024 by kerbiloid

[ColdJ]

Granted: You only ever dream of tafata.

I wish for bridges.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get breeches.

I wish to understand the remained 10% of the Universe design.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Through understanding you become one with the universe and get scattered across it's entirety.

I wish a kerbal monorail.

[RedAl1en1]

Granted: Jeb drives.

I wish for a warp drive.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get the Warp engine, enjoy it, and thus get enslaved by Slaanesh and lose your personality.

I wish for a can of grox meat.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get "I can't believe it's not spam."

I wish to procrastinate.