ColdJ Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Hello @demetemre. You grant and twist the previous posters wish and then make a wish of your own for somebody else to corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Input received... Analyzing... Nothing to corrupt. You are banned from the system. I wish people wouldn't forget to post wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Granted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Quote I wish for knees on hearth. Granted, Timber Hearth is now flooded with knees. I wish Outer Wilds could be talked about without spoiling something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 On 2/24/2025 at 12:15 PM, Iapetus7342 said: Granted, Timber Hearth is now flooded with knees. I wish Outer Wilds could be talked about without spoiling something. Granted, but all of the outer planets start spoiling like fruit left out for too long, and even the cycle doesnt reset it I wish for a star wars spaceship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 (edited) Granted. You are in an X Wing that explodes upon the surface of the Death Star. I wish I owned the Death Star. Like, I want to charge Vader rent. Edited February 26 by Scarecrow71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 (edited) Granted. You are now the proud owner of a Death Star. I hope you have relished the moment, for gets blown up within moments of ownership transfers onto you. Error: WishGranter.exe has encountered an issue! "Like, I want to charge Vader rent" is not phrased as a wish. I wish WishGranter.exe would work again. Edited February 27 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy kerman Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Wishgranter.exe is working again! Unfortunately, it has a horrible bug - it corrupts all wishes inputted into it! I wish that a single totally insignificant single celled organism dies of old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Granted: It's death sets off a chain reaction in your gut and you are stuck on the toilet for a week. I wish a simple life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Granted. My life is simple and easy to live and I become very happy. You, on the other hand, are stuck in a never-ending time loop of complexity. I wish I could travel through time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Granted: When you read this you realise it was not the time at which you posted, so you must have travelled through time. I wish for the power of the Do-Over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy kerman Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Granted, but YOU are the thing that gets done over. I wish for something to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbejans Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 somthing happend but afterward nothing happend i wish for good internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Granted. Your internet is now provided by "Good internet"(tm) I wish for a throat losenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Granted. However the lozenge has a detestable flavor that can be likened to that of yellow Listerine mouthwash. Ick. I wish to know more about analyzing truss structures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Granted: You read former Prime Minister Liz Truss's biography. I wish for Raiders of the Lost Ark, the musical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Granted. Its performed by fish and is fishy. I wish to understand that which needs understanding. 040503012025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Granted: You find yourself standing under the Arc De Triumph. I wish for DVDs of all the stuff I like to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Granted. They are Region 1 encoded. i wish to be happy, to be free of misery. 074603022025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 You have been renamed "Happy." You also just got a divorce from your spouse of 40 years, "Misery." I wish for an AIM-120C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Granted. You get a picture of an AIM-9 sidewinder. i wish for the next users wish to be the wish fourth from the top of the page on page 666. 210603022025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 (edited) Granted. My wish is the fourth wish from the top on page 666. We are currently on page 830, so the time paradox you've created prevents any new wishes from being granted until my next wish can be granted without being corrupted. In which case, I wish cereal was officially classified as soup. Edited March 3 by Scarecrow71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Granted: You pour your cereal into bowl filled with Tomato juice. It is now considered soup I wish to party like it is Space 1999. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Granted, party is scrubbed thanks to space jam 2. i wish for the next users wish to be the cure for the corrupted wish that is fifth from the top of page 444 to actually be stated and not merely indicated. 183403032025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Granted, but the enigma created by trying to solve the time paradox breaks this users brain. i wish I could drive despite not being 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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