ColdJ Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Hello @demetemre. You grant and twist the previous posters wish and then make a wish of your own for somebody else to corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Input received... Analyzing... Nothing to corrupt. You are banned from the system. I wish people wouldn't forget to post wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Granted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Quote I wish for knees on hearth. Granted, Timber Hearth is now flooded with knees. I wish Outer Wilds could be talked about without spoiling something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted Wednesday at 01:31 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:31 AM On 2/24/2025 at 12:15 PM, Iapetus7342 said: Granted, Timber Hearth is now flooded with knees. I wish Outer Wilds could be talked about without spoiling something. Granted, but all of the outer planets start spoiling like fruit left out for too long, and even the cycle doesnt reset it I wish for a star wars spaceship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted Wednesday at 02:19 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 02:19 AM (edited) Granted. You are in an X Wing that explodes upon the surface of the Death Star. I wish I owned the Death Star. Like, I want to charge Vader rent. Edited Wednesday at 02:19 AM by Scarecrow71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted Thursday at 12:32 AM Share Posted Thursday at 12:32 AM (edited) Granted. You are now the proud owner of a Death Star. I hope you have relished the moment, for gets blown up within moments of ownership transfers onto you. Error: WishGranter.exe has encountered an issue! "Like, I want to charge Vader rent" is not phrased as a wish. I wish WishGranter.exe would work again. Edited Thursday at 01:10 AM by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy kerman Posted Thursday at 09:32 AM Share Posted Thursday at 09:32 AM Wishgranter.exe is working again! Unfortunately, it has a horrible bug - it corrupts all wishes inputted into it! I wish that a single totally insignificant single celled organism dies of old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Thursday at 12:15 PM Share Posted Thursday at 12:15 PM Granted: It's death sets off a chain reaction in your gut and you are stuck on the toilet for a week. I wish a simple life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted Thursday at 06:18 PM Share Posted Thursday at 06:18 PM Granted. My life is simple and easy to live and I become very happy. You, on the other hand, are stuck in a never-ending time loop of complexity. I wish I could travel through time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Friday at 07:28 AM Share Posted Friday at 07:28 AM Granted: When you read this you realise it was not the time at which you posted, so you must have travelled through time. I wish for the power of the Do-Over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy kerman Posted Friday at 01:22 PM Share Posted Friday at 01:22 PM Granted, but YOU are the thing that gets done over. I wish for something to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbejans Posted Friday at 03:51 PM Share Posted Friday at 03:51 PM somthing happend but afterward nothing happend i wish for good internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Friday at 09:42 PM Share Posted Friday at 09:42 PM Granted. Your internet is now provided by "Good internet"(tm) I wish for a throat losenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted Saturday at 12:35 AM Share Posted Saturday at 12:35 AM Granted. However the lozenge has a detestable flavor that can be likened to that of yellow Listerine mouthwash. Ick. I wish to know more about analyzing truss structures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Saturday at 07:15 AM Share Posted Saturday at 07:15 AM Granted: You read former Prime Minister Liz Truss's biography. I wish for Raiders of the Lost Ark, the musical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Saturday at 10:05 AM Share Posted Saturday at 10:05 AM Granted. Its performed by fish and is fishy. I wish to understand that which needs understanding. 040503012025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted yesterday at 10:11 AM Share Posted yesterday at 10:11 AM Granted: You find yourself standing under the Arc De Triumph. I wish for DVDs of all the stuff I like to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted yesterday at 01:46 PM Share Posted yesterday at 01:46 PM Granted. They are Region 1 encoded. i wish to be happy, to be free of misery. 074603022025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago You have been renamed "Happy." You also just got a divorce from your spouse of 40 years, "Misery." I wish for an AIM-120C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago Granted. You get a picture of an AIM-9 sidewinder. i wish for the next users wish to be the wish fourth from the top of the page on page 666. 210603022025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago (edited) Granted. My wish is the fourth wish from the top on page 666. We are currently on page 830, so the time paradox you've created prevents any new wishes from being granted until my next wish can be granted without being corrupted. In which case, I wish cereal was officially classified as soup. Edited 12 hours ago by Scarecrow71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago Granted: You pour your cereal into bowl filled with Tomato juice. It is now considered soup I wish to party like it is Space 1999. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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