Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Henri von Braun]

Granted. No more KSP for you!

I wish to meet JFK

[satcharna]

Granted. He's already been shot.

I wish someone would make cool hover-car parts for KSP.

[Pigbear]

Granted. He's already been shot.

I wish someone would make cool hover-car parts for KSP.

Granted, But they don't hover.

I wish for a Banana.

[woolfoma]

Granted, but you have to put it in your ear.

I wish I could go to the moon sometime in my life.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is of the phone variety. Apparently phone electronics and bananas don't work well together, so when you pick up and start to use your new bananaphone, it short circuits and you get electrocuted.

I wish for a glass of water.

Edited June 22, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[Pigbear]

Granted, But your a cyberman and it short circuits you.

I wish for more original names

[Flymetothemun]

Granted. now you get names like:

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I wish for an ENIAC

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. now you get names like:

546546545646546656442000

addg5a55455d46sa45646d

qrffr5fv65fvfv15fv15p;;p54

I wish for an ENIAC

Granted. You are crushed by a faulty component. Then the whole thing explodes.

I wish I knew how to air.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you know how to get rid of air. You misuse your new powers however, and you accidentally get rid of all the air everywhere.

I wish for a PS quadruple.

[deker13]

granted, but it immediately explodes from the sheer epicness of it

I wish i could get a rocket into orbit and beyond

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, it goes beyond orbit and flies straight into the Mun.

I wish that this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzeGusU8z_s would play whenever you were on Moho.

[deker13]

granted. it plays, then crashes your computer because it's too old for the operating system to handle.

I wish i had a kerbal drop ship that literally parachuted kerbals in seats down from the plane

[Pigbear]

granted, But they all crush cats.

[LaydeeDem]

Granted. Since you didn't make a wish, you get nothing.

I wish I had a horse

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it only exists in your newly warped, demented mind.

I wish for a monster truck.

[Pigbear]

Granted, But it eats you alive.

I wish for a orion drive

[crasher925]

granted but someone accidentally put it on backwards and the nukes blew YOU up

I wish i was not so tired for working out in the yard *ughhhh*

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are enslaved by the government as a source of labor that never tires.

I wish for a electric sheep.

[Kerbal01]

Granted,but androids dream of it so you can't have it.

i wish for a falcon heavy with Elon Musk as chauffeur to take me places around the solar system

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the falcon is too heavy to fly and you two crush its wings as you try to ride it.

I wish that Squad was more better.

[POTKC]

Granted, I'm not going to corrupt that.

I wish I had my very own Saturn V.

[M83]

Granted, you now have your very own Saturn V scale model.

I wish I understood computer programming.

[classyjakey]

Granted, but you make a robot that takes over the world.

I wish for everything that isnt bad!

Edited June 23, 2013 by classyjakey
added wish

[Kerbal01]

Granted,but you get everything that isn't good either

i wish for a falcon heavy Rocket with Elon Musk as chauffeur to take me wherever I want to go around the solar system.

[classyjakey]

Granted. You fly into a black hole

I wish for a cool and obeying hamster.