Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you get laughed at for not buying a desktop gaming PC.

I wish for a combustible lemon.

[Designer225]

Granted. It explodes when being burnt by fire in the engine and cause the engine to explode, engulfing the car in flame.

I wish for an icon.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you get the Golden Icon/Idol from Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark, but unfortunately for you it brings all of the traps from its temple with it.

I wish for a purple substance.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. You get a vial of liquid from Eve. You then proceed to drink it, producing hilarious yet horrifying results.

I wish for a multi-flavored pie.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is made of liquid from Eve (which is silver by the way ), dirt from Duna, stinky gas from Jool, old surplus rocket fuel from Kerbin, some weird thing that I found at the bottom of the Mohole, and Fusioning atomic material from Kerbol. You then proceed to eat the pie, producing hilarious yet horrifying results...scratch that, just plain horrifying results.

I wish for some multi-colored burgers.

Edited July 16, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[Joil]

Granted, but the colors turn out to be poisoned and you die

I wish that my wish was not corrupted

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now your next wish will be corrupted, and the next one, and the next one...

I wish for a new sport to be invented: Rocket assisted bowling.

[bloodbird]

Granted, but Kerbals and rocket is an explosive mix and their was a lot of victims, investigaters found you responcible and put you in prison with a life sentence.

since it'll get corrupted, i wich to become REALLY poor, ill and lonely

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you become even MORE poorer, even MORE ill, and EVEN more lonely than you could have ever dreamed of, causing much more torment than you had expected or wanted.

I wish that everyone spoke Engrish.

[Joil]

Granted, but now no one likes this song

I wish that I was famous

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are a famous FAMAS.

I wish that the taxi companies had the edge in spaceflight, and operated a highly profitable space taxi service.

[Agent30632]

Granted. 1 meter is $10000000000

I wish my laptop would run any type of game

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but when you cycle through the massive library of games on your laptop, you encounter depressing, horrifying games that have never been made before... until now.

I wish for a SST in KSP: the KonKorde.

[Sesni]

Granted, but the kraken eats it on launch

EDIT :

I wish to go to Laythe.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. You forget your space suit and freeze to death on its 1.5F surface.

I wish to own a space shuttle, without flying it.

[Joil]

Granted, but it's so expensive that you have to pay $10,000,000 dollars more on your taxes so you have to sell it to make ends meet.

I wish for a Woopie pie!

[Leveller]

Granted ! But the Woppie is goldberg and sit on you.

I wish for a new keyboard !

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. UberHaxorNova just gave it to you, after he got angry

I wish for the US to never exist

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. The Nazis win World War II.

I wish for a 3D printed Jeb.

[Leveller]

Granted, Jeb's real name is Bob.

Wish I want more boosters!

[(An Original Name)]

Ok then: I wish that Leveller wanted more boosters. What, its what you wanted someone to wish for

[Joil]

Granted...wait what? whatever, you fall in a toilet.

I wish that I had some milk

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is red. FROM BLOOD! Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnn!

I wish that there were aliens in KSP.

[Joil]

Granted, but they are evil and kill all your Kerbals

I wish I was Superman

[Agent30632]

Granted. You died before turning into Superman.

I wish I had Orange Soda with me right now