Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rage097]

Granted. it's entirely evil.

I wish for the user above me to capitalize their "i"s

[ThatDebri]

granted, but now all I's are capItalized, and nothIng else.

I wIsh people dIdn't care about capItalIzatIon

[OdinYggd]

Granted. But then the entire internet stops working, because server configuration files and passwords are also very highly case sensitive and easily misstyped if you aren't paying attention to them.

I wish break time was longer.

[Rage097]

Granted. it is one fifth of a nanosecond longer

I wish to cause a FATALITY

[Deadpangod3]

What did I do to you? :<

grrrrrrrrr brainz

I wish I was at home playing ksp

[ThatDebri]

Granted, but your computer explodes while launching KSP

I wish that people didn't complain about people using Mechjeb.

[karolk]

Granted. Soon everyone will become unable to pilot spacecraft by hand and mechjeb will turn rogue, purposely crashing your landers.

I wish that pluto would be a planet again.

[EuSouONumero345]

granted, but Pluto isn't a planet anymore cause everytime someone discover another dwarf planet, if these was considered planets, our solar system would have a great amount of planets.

I wish that capitalism collapses, causing the end of many of the current problems we have;

[Wesmark]

It doesn't

I wish for moar mods.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but everybody uses mods instead of enjoying the stock game...

I wish that the forums never went down for those few days

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but you didn't have internet.

I wish to live in the time period were earth becomes a desert after a terrible long war.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but a survivor of the war mistakes you as an enemy and shoots you dead.

I wish for everlasting peace between bronies and everybody!

[Rage097]

Granted. Mr. Everett Body has declared peace with Bronies. Everyone else continues to fight.

I wish for an excuse to play "don't get fooled again".

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, your excuse: To get fooled again.

I wish that i would stop being on the forums 10:00PM-01:00AM

[Sylandro]

Granted. Your internet goes down during 10:00PM-1:00AM.

I wish i was alive during the 90's.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you now never get the joy of playing KSP as you die in 1999

I wish i was asleep right now

[Rage097]

Granted. You fall into a long, dreamless, empty sleep. You sleep for several days and eventually the doctors determine you are in a coma and move you to a hospital. you remain asleep for several years until eventually, in a horrible countrywide crisis, you are removed from the hospital to make room for wounded soldiers. unsure of what to do with you they run background checks and determine any close reletives to have died several years earlier from old age. They cremate you and put your ashes in a jar.

I wish I could get paid for putting excessive thought into things.

[aceassasin]

Granted, but your employers are annoyed with how excessive you really are, and they fire you.

I wish i lived on the moon.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. But your internet is laggy beyond reason, because even at the speed of light it takes a lot of time to get to the earth, be processed, and come back.

I wish this legal matter was solved.

[Fox Arcana]

not granted because idk what in the world you're talking about

I wish life was more Sonic-y

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but the buffeting kills you as you run.

I wish I could play LoL well.

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted, but then LoL gets shut down.

I wish I could take over Earth without having to waste too many resources.

[Manifest]

Granted, but oh no! your enemies where not so thoughtful, the planet has been deprived of most of it's resources.

The lands are unfruitful from the pollution,

the mountains are drilled out for their metals,

and the gasses are used up by the machines of war.

I wish for Humanity to enter a golden age of tolerance and diversity of thought.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. We tried that, not everyone could agree on what they wanted and we all started fighting over it.

I wish my internet was faster.

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted, but then all sources of internet in the world explode.

I wish to the solar system have a Laythe-like planet.