Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[BurntPhoenix]

granted, but you would be called out by the mods for too large a signature.

I wish I was nocturnal.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you now get murdered in the night.

I wish that my class would understand logic .

[Zaburam]

Granted.

Your pet cat turns into an evil mastermind, bent on taking over the world.

You become his personal slave, and he pets you while laughing maniacally.

I wish that nothing ever existed, ever.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but now the only thing that exists is you.

I wish people would read my wishes correctly .

[OdinYggd]

Granted. They corrupt them 20% faster, and make them even more terrifying.

I wish we had cake here.

[Rage097]

Granted. Before you can even touch it, an army of androids march in and steal it all, leaving. At some point during pursuit they cease to exist, and everyone looses knowledge of the cake, labeling you as a liar when you attempt to explain.

I wish for more meta-jokes.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Now you hear horrible jokes every time you go past any kind of metal.

I wish for sanity.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, but you now realise how the world is sad and suicide yourself.

( this is cr*p!)

I wish for the revival of the 3D light switch interface

(The cool mod that add holographic panel)

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, It is full of game breaking mods.

I wish the kerbpaint addon was in vannila ksp .

[Fox Arcana]

granted, it gets a game-breaking bug

404: WISH IDEA NOT FOUND

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted, but your wish met the krakken and went invisible.

I wish for a bacon powered bacon sword with extra bacon on it.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, you can't resiste the urge to eat it and you die.

I wish that I lived in brasil...

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but you can't afford to rent/buy a house/apartment.

I wish for the U.S.S Enterprise IRL

[Bioman222]

Granted:

The United States Ship Enterprise

I wish for less wishing.

[Aphox]

Granted:

The United States Ship Enterprise

I wish for less wishing.

Granted, there is no more wishing because I locked the thread.

I wish I had a bigger desk.

[Agent30632]

Granted. It's made of paper.

I wish there would be less threads that are being locked

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted, it doesn't fit on your room/house/city/planet.

I wish for a new FTL booster, because my spaceship's one broke.

*ah ninja'd*

Edited September 28, 2013 by ReptilianGameplays
you ninja >:C

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, It blows up.

I wish for a wish so that I could Wish for a wish because of a wish.

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted, but it went corrupt on the first wish, making the other wishes worse.

I wish for a Portal Gun.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you now fall through portals endlessly

I wish I could keep coming up with wishes

[OdinYggd]

Granted. The portals don't stick to anything because you have to paint all exposed surfaces with a compound found in moon rocks, so it is completely useless.

I wish people had a better sense of humor.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, the streets are now filled with laughing people

I wish for sleep!

[aceassasin]

Granted, but you fall into an eternal coma.

I wish my physics test wasn't Monday.

[Bioman222]

Granted. It's tommorow.

I wish people were more clever about there wishes.

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted, they now wish for wishes that can't be corrupted, ending the game.

I wish for a Homerun Bat from SMBB.