Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Deathsoul097]

Granted. The entire universe has been turned into the letter A.

I wish NASA to get a proper budget and better priorities. (AKA not cancelling the Constellation Program)

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but they find aliens and then the aliens invade us and do stuff with us.

I wish I had a corgi

[Penguinhero]

Granted, it's dead

I wish for sleep

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, GO TO SLEEEEP.

I wish for a tank.

[GROOV3ST3R]

Granted: You are too small to reach the controls and operate it - you attempt to hire a crew but you end up chewing them all to pieces because you are an Attack Corgi ^^

I wish to be King of the Hill.

[vexx32]

Granted, but I murder you after about three seconds.

I wish to be able to turn invisible/visible whenever I want.

[Lord_Potato]

Granted, but you are invisible only to yourself.

I wish for the Kraken to die.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. The void in the universe cannot be filled, so it turns into a black hole.

I wish for it to be thyme time.

[aceassasin]

Granted, you accidentally inhale some thyme and severely damage your lungs.

I wish the Shapeways kerbals weren't so expensive.

[sal_vager]

Granted, now they are cheap but they look like they were made by a 2 year old out of playdoh.

I wish everyone a merry Xmas

[KasperVld]

Granted, but New Years will be cancelled and replaced with forced labour day.

I wish for no more e-mail spam

[vexx32]

Granted, but it's all sent as physical mail instead, and there're no filters on the post offices.

I wish for pie.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. It was made by me, and my cooking can be classified as chemical weaponry. Don't worry it'll taste fine, and you'll never want pie again.

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. I rip it to shreds right in front of you while I laugh maniacally.

I wish I didn't see like four mods reply to each other O.O

Edited December 8, 2013 by THENEWJOEMAMA

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, now they act like the secret **** police

I wish I could do my math homework and stop postcrastinating

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but I destroy your homework every time.

I wish I was the Khagan of the mods.

Edited December 8, 2013 by THENEWJOEMAMA

[quasarrgames]

Granted. But your mods rise up against your opressive leadership and set your computer on fire. You probably shouldn't have been playing on your computer in the basement, right next to the gas heater...

I wish Nelson Mandela wasn't dead :,(

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. He's now a zombie.

I wish I knew that symbol.

[Danish_Savage]

Granted, but the knowledge made you mad.

I wish i wasn't a Dalek.

[Deathsoul097]

Granted. You become a cyberman

I wish I had Geass.

[Danish_Savage]

Granted, you kill the one you love

Also, I wish you weren't everywhere on this forum

[Deathsoul097]

Oh. Wow. Bloodstained Euphie much

Granted, Instead, I am everywhere in your real life

I wish the world was gentler place.

[vexx32]

Granted. Those who deviate from the norm instantly pass out due to a neurotoxin in the atmosphere. All is calm. No one can be angry, or upset, or happy, or sad. All just is.

I wish for some more stickynotes.

[Danish_Savage]

Granted, they appeared in your car.

I wish that i where the leader of the world.

[ProjectXMark1]

Granted, good luck pleasing everyone!

I wish that this wish is to be granted.