Tangle Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately, something goes wrong with White Knight Two and both ships barely manage to glide in to a landing. Unfortunately, the passenger compartment is badly damaged- almost crushed.I wish for happy panru5ds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNSA Scientist Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 You get happy panru5ds, but when they die a nuke goes off.I wish for only .24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 granted you are shrunk to .24 inches tall wish that i was uncorruptible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted, but the rules of this thread don't allow it and you are smited by the Kraken.I wish Virgin Media would actually, you know, provide the internet they claim to give (don't listen to the adverts, they're the most untrustworthy company I've witnessed). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNSA Scientist Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted, but it is so expensive that only NASA can afford it.I wish for version .24 for KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted. It's horrible and game-breaking.I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted, but you did not do so upon a star and so your dreams don't come true.I wish for a nice cake to just be lying around my house. Preferably in the kitchen, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted. It is massive and lies around your house. You suffocate as it bursts in through the windows, leaving you dead inside a cake. You don't strip, though, so there's that.I wish upon a star for Red Thunder to exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 granted it's red with anger and strikes the piece of metal you happen to have on you....I wish the person below me would break this forum game's rules.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Granted, but the person who grants it doesnt know what it is so you explode.I wish for kerbal space program to be REAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 granted, you are drafted into testing the abuse of the gyro Kraken (see this : )I wish I could think of more things to do in KSP... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Granted, you accidentally kill jeb in the process and are so saddened to commit suicide.I wish that kerbals were real and jeb was my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Granted, here's a few of my ideas (the downside? They are all TERRIBLY DIFFICULT (AKA I have no idea how to do them right now)):1. A Kerbal Training Centrifuge2. A Floating Mobile Rocket Launch PlatformI wish upon a condensed sphere of gasses with enough internal heat and pressure to begin nuclear fusion that I can be the youngest person to go to space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 granted, you went in piece(s)..I wish the person below me would corrupt this wish ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I cannot oblige, sorryI wish I had an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) Granted. It's a different type of wiener.Edit: That sounded way dirtier than I thought it did.I wish to own a romantic chemical (another pun) Edited March 19, 2014 by THENEWJOEMAMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Granted. It produces intense gamma radiation that causes you and all you know to immediately decompose.I wish I could understand animals and have them understand me, it would be hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtHeckard Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Granted. A lion heard you incorrectly and thinks you insulted him therefor he gets angry and eats you.I wish that Jeb would stop stealing my SRBs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Granted, but a law is passed that you must allow him to use them should he ask. He asks constantly.I wish for the next 10 weeks to just hurry up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Granted. Time is a blur. A nuclear war occurs.I wish for 2 twio nuba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 panic(), you restart your computer and the wish no longer occurs.I wish to enlighten the residents of Flatland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Granted, but once enlightened they realise that flat land isn't the way forward and live on a mountain. For some reason, this makes them forget everything about Flatland including your enlightenment.I wish to enlighten Kerbalkind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Granted, but it's literally enlightened and you accidentally blind someone with the added light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Granted, but as I am the only person that is able to understand what you've wished for, I must keep the result a secret too.I wish for a magical pencil that would create whatever I wanted and the creations would be under my control with out me fearing an uprising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Granted. Your magical pencil is limited to the bounds of your imagination, you can only produce rocks. Rocks, from your pitifully normal-sized head.I wish for a large, green lump that would scare people by making dreadful futures happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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