Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Zuni]

Granted, but all your other planes don't.

I wish that I was allowed to jump on the bed.

[Shna_na]

Granted, the bed is now filled with sensitive volatile explosives.

I wish I had a PC upgrade.

[Tex]

Granted. It now has a cupholder.

I wish building in Minecraft is easier.

[Boosterspice]

Granted, now building in KSP is impossible

I wish I had a starship

[Tangle]

Granted. Its interstellar drive fails once you reach Alpha Centauri.

I wish for tina tunea.

[palioxis1248]

The wish-granter, who cannot read, gives you tinnitus instead.

I wish for astronaut wings.

[Spearka]

Granted, but you get only the wings and no engine so it's useless

I wish for pizza

[Tangle]

Granted. You get a pizza covered with live Gagh.

I wish for 23gt

[Shna_na]

Granted. It melts when you touch it. Did I mention it's made of pure titanium?

I wish the ARM mission pack release thingy was today so I could actually watch it (Monday, the worst day, getting in the way of me watching it).

[Tery215]

Granted. The mission pack is just a cutscene depicting the (exact) same thing as the thing you watched.

I wish to upset the balance of nature by changing the reactivity of Calcium.

[Tangle]

Granted. The calcium in your body turns into pure sodium and you explode.

tinu45234

[Boosterspice]

[ERROR] [EXCEPTION 29335]

[WISH NOT DETECTED OR MISUNDERSTOOD. AUTOMATIC CORRUPTION ACTIVATED]

Granted, a gravitational singularity appears inside you, and slowly your body is absorbed into it.

I wish for a salmon

[Shna_na]

Granted, but the salmon has salmonella.

I wish for a sterile salmon.

[Nemrav]

granted, but you don't like the taste of fresh soap and cherry smelling hand sanitizer on your salmon.

I wish for the perfect cooked salmon which I eat before anybody or anything does anything to it.

[ProjectXMark1]

Granted, you are eaten by a velociraptor.

I wish for a computer IN SPAAAAACE! #ForumGamesCrossover

[plainawesome]

Granted, you take off the helmet to see the screen better, and your head explodes.

I wish for cake.

[Shna_na]

Granted, it explodes.

I wish I didn't force myself to reference the OP just there.

[Tery215]

Granted. The user before you never posted and time-space rips into shreds.

I wish I had an extremely confusing space-packet that could be used for an alcubierre drive.

(pls correct misspellings)

[OdinYggd]

Granted. It is powered by a nuclear fission reactor using a design some 200 years obsolete. Whilist on a joyride to see what it was capable of, you collide with an asteroid. The force of the impact is so great it knocks all of the control rods out of the reactor, detonating your ship into a nuclear fireball.

I wish I had a flying car.

[ThatNoob]

Granted, but there's no fuel and that car needs Antimatter as fuel....

I wish for a lie.

[Boosterspice]

Granted, it's cake.

I wish for a deluxe edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (I mean the fictional guide)

[Shna_na]

Granted, it is laced with highly radioactive material that kills you moments before you finish the book.

I wish for an anti-spoiler mute button.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

Granted, but it is INOP and thus unusable.

I wish for KSP 0.23.5 Asteroid Redirect Mission pack to come out.

[Tex]

Granted, but it only makes your fruits never spoil. Other spoilers you must still watch out for.

I wish for an anti-mute spoiler button.

[Palkiajack]

Granted, but it only makes your fruits never spoil. Other spoilers you must still watch out for.

I wish for an anti-mute spoiler button.

Granted, but it doubles as a self destruct button.

"I wish for KSP 0.23.5 Asteroid Redirect Mission pack to come out." -Sadly ignored person

Granted, but it gets hacked and replaced with North Korean missile parts. Then all flags get replaced with the dictators face, and finally, Kerbin gets nuked and explodes ten minutes into the game.

I wish for the next wish to not be corrupted.