Tery215 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) Granted, however, I have allergies. It's vomit.I wish for megatiger not to wish for my wish. Edited September 30, 2014 by Tery215 schloopy loopy time paradoxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I wish for tery215s wish to exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted. His wish is that you don't wish for his wish, which creates a time paradox.I wish time-travel wasn't confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted. Time travel is strictly limited to one second forward per second, which gets rid of all those confusing paradoxes.I wish more left-handed computer mice were made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted, but they are made with faulty USB ports that cannot be replaced.I wish that this wish was corrupt in some way that's bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Granted. The post that contained your wish gets corrupted and deleted, thereby making it impossible for it to be corrupted in a bad way.I wish that I had a T.A.R.D.I.S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 granted. it is run over by a angry marine driving a deloreanI wish for more space marines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Granted, Also, as a added bonus you get a krakenton of leathal space parasites!I wish that KSP had terrain deforming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 granted, it requires the sacrifice of millions of kerbals to the kraken DAILY to have any effect and to stay that way.I wish for flying psace marines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Granted, you get the Flying Monkeys from Oz.I wish that the next wish was actually achievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Granted, but it gets corrupted.I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish... for a non corrupt wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Granted. Your wish to live with Justin Bieber is not corrupted. At all. It's permanent.I wish my kids were old enough to appreciate KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 granted. they figure out how to code naked kerbals.I wish that I could make space marines appear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Granted. They disintegrate immediately after creation.I wish 'science' was pronounced 'skyence'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted, but science is not thought as a good thing to learn about.I wish Alaska got more $$$ from our PFD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted. The money from your Personal Flotation Device increases from $0/year to $1/year.I wish for a feasible source of clean, cheap energy that can supplant fossil fuels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted. After burning the first piece of Unobtanium, it releases an infinite amount of toxic fumes and destroys all life.I wish for a piece of supercoal capable of releasing infinite amounts of toxic fumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted. The coal is placed inside an antimatter reactor with a piece of antisupercoal at the other side. When the toxic fumes collide, they annihilate, releasing energy. This leads to the creation of a perpetually self-sustaining clean energy source.I wish for a pair of Techno Trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted. The scientists steal them and convert the techno trousers into a scientist. For science!I wish that scientists had techno trousers to convert into scientists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJPrime Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted, but someone spill water on it and is rendered unusable. I wish that KSP 0.25 comes out within the next week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted. Squad rushes the update and it turns out that it has a bug in which it overheats your system components and permanently damages them. They find out that you made them release the update faster and make you pay for all damages that everyone experienced.I wish my computer worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manni01 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted... but your computer runs on coal and you have to pa for it until you run out of moneyI wish for a better computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted. Due to conflicting directions in its programming it kills all your crewmates on the Jupiter mission forcing you to deactivate it, stranding you near a mysterious monolith.I wish gaming PCs were cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) Granted. You Now have crashed the economy by doing this.I wish that i could go to universal orlando and ride the hogwarts express.. Edited October 4, 2014 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Tao Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted. While riding it, you and everyone around you simultaneously have severe motion sickness.I wish flights to Orlando were cheaper from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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